Satans inspiring dream

What a meal!?...

My team and I sat down at our table. We already started skimming through the menu to see what kind of yum we'd like to eat. A few minutes later, Beatrix came back to take our orders. "I'll have a poppy nuggets!" Branch said. Poppy then followed with, "I'll have the branch ranch please!!" Groin and I ordered a Mr. Dinkles daisy pie to share. The others ordered some veneer vodka and some king peppy popsicles. Beatrix then left to go put our orders in.

Some time later...

We were all sitting patiently at the table, waiting for our food. This was until we heard faint screams. It almost sounded like someone or something was yelling for help. And... there was also banging. Groin and I gave each other a look. We knew we had to investigate. We can't just ignore this situation. "We're going potty" I said as groin and I were exiting from the gathering. Then, we simply walked away.

Groin and I passed through some tables while staying close to the wall. We reached the kitchen doors and entered.

"Woah! This place looks just like the kitchen in ratatouille!" Groin spoke. "That's because it IS." I replied to Groin. We were literally in the ratatouille kitchen. And even the chefs were the same.

Groin and I waited patiently for the chefs to be distracted so we could scout out where the sound was coming from. As we were waiting, I noticed the oven looking strange so I signaled to Groin to run there. Once the chefs were distracted, Groin and I bursted forward toward the oven.

I took a quick peak inside. "OH EM GEE!! THE GINGERBREAD MAN!!" I yelled. "No way! He's the one who gives out muffins right?" Groin asked. I gave him a look of disappointment as I went to turn the oven off.

I slid open the oven door to give the gingerbread man a break. Before Groin and I could say anything, the gingerbread man ran off yelling,"Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!" Groin and I then ran after him.

The gingerbread man ran circles all throughout the kitchen. The chefs noticed us but didn't do much as to not get involved. The gingerbread man ran out the  kitchen door. Groin followed behind him but just as I was reaching the exit,  I tripped over a wooden skewer. I lay in the middle of the kitchen and said "oh Naur. I think I broke my leg." Groin looked at me and then back at the gingerbread man. We just had to catch him so groin left me in the kitchen while he went to go catch the gingerbread man.

Larousse, a chef in the kitchen, helped me up. To try and build me a 'cast' he used two very long skewers and duct taped them to my leg to keep my knee straight. I thanked him by patting his head while saying "Who's a good boy? Who deserves a treat? That's right, you do!" In a very high pitched voice. I threw him a cookie I found in my pocket and hopped my way out of the kitchen.

As I exited through the doors, I noticed groin still chasing the gingerbread man. He wasn't the only one however. Our whole team was chasing the gingerbread man. No one knew why he was running, we just knew that he had to be caught.

Sticky and Poopinburger went to one side of the gingerbread man while gay and labia on the other. Groin, poppy, and branch were in front and behind the gingerbread man. They had trapped him. He had no where left to go. Gay jumped on top of the frantic gingerbread man and held him down.

"WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR!!?? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??!? YOU KNOW SOMETHING DONT YOU!??!?" Gay screamed at the gingerbread man while pinning him to the ground.

"Well I..." the gingerbread man started to reply. " I ran away because..."