BOOM BOOM. 😏 we crashed onto planet marcomiko and wow! It was so beautiful! The sky was a dark green and a piss yellow that reminded me of a horse with a foot fetish. Mmmm the aroma. It smelt like pineapple with a hint of my dad's bathroom trash can. And wow the ocean it was hot pink with tiny pieces of rubber from neighbor planet balloonbop.
"So now what do we do?" I said nervously
"This is planet Marcomiko . It's basically the opposite of earth, where all of the wildlife life's in the ocean like normal things like fish and sharks and whatever but there's also mythical creatures like mermaids and sirens and shit." Groin answered.
"Hey groin?"
"Yes?"
"Did you know that you are such a fucking know it all?"
"I have 87 years of experience in preschool so that explains a lot."
"Oh"
"Yeah"
"HEY WHAT IS THAT?!" One of the hamster men yelled.
"ITS A WHALE!!"
"ITS A GIANT WORM!!"
"No you fucking idiots it's a soupyarf. Just follow me."
The soupyarf was wiggling in and out of the water. And it stopped and looked at us.
"OoOooOoOoOoOoO visitors?"
"Yes my name is groin pepeton. We need a ride to see Mr Loobitydoodoo."
"Ook."
And he swallowed all 764 of us. And in no time we were at mr loobitydoodoo's house.
"Hello there."
"Hi mr loobitydoodoo, we need you and a spaceship to come help us defeat poopinburger.
"Okay follow me." And then me, groin, mayor Martinmith, and mr loobitydoodoo were on another ship while all of the old hamster men stayed behind. Loobitydoodoo said it was too dangerous for them to come along.
3... 2... 1... BLAST OFF!!!
"Hey since we're way off schedule anyways, why don't we get lady soodynoody of balloonbop? She's very powerful and we could use her on our team." Mayor Martinmith suggested.
"Yes, I've heard so much about the balloonbopians and she would be perfect!" Groin said
"Okay perfect we get lady soodynoody and THEN defeat poopinburger. We couldn't get anymore off task."
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Satans inspiring dream
AdventureSatan Cockinball has a crazy dream that encourages him to become a dentist. Things are going well until some new conflicts accur.
