The crash...

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Mr. Martinmith was steering the ship with his abnormally long tentacle arms. Groin and I were talking about how we were gonna moan. I would do a high moan while he would do a low moan. All of a sudden I hear "BAAAAHHH BAM BAM BAM BAM BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP" I see a large flame out of the small window. I run over to Mr. Martinmith and ask him what's going on. He looks at me with a concerned face and says,"the steering wheel broke... it just fell off... I guess my tentacles pushed too hard and it snapped..." I look at him with the most disappointed face and sit there while all the others are running around. Mr. Martinmith tries to fix the wheel while groin puts his wet slobbery male genitalia into my ass cheeks because we were bored. Not long later we stopped because of another issue. Somebody stuck their used condom into the screwy part of the wheel and we couldn't attach it back on.

We end up crashing on a planet... a new planet. Since groin is a space genius, he knew exactly where we were. We were on planet Marcomiko...

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