Satans inspiring dream

Up, up, and up...

"NO WAY. You... you're our lord and savior Jesus Christ from the heavens up above!!??" Groin called out.
"Oh gee no, but I am flattered that you think of me in that way. Yeah no... my name is Dennis..." the shadow man then called out.
Groin then asked, "Dennis? Dennis what?"
"Dennis Dracula-Loughran. Pleased to meet all of you. I see there are quite a few of you all here. May I ask, why have I been summoned?" Replied Dennis
"No one summoned you... Dennis..." answered groin
"Oh but you see, I had this weird sensation that I was nee-" Dennis was about to finish his sentence until he saw him... the gingerbread man.
"YOU... YOU NASTY LITTLE WENCHED CORN BALL STUFFED PORCELAIN POWER GOLFER!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING HERE. I THOUGHT I ATE YOU YEARS AGO!!!" Screamed Dennis with a demonic like voice.
"Uh... master I..." little gingy started to say.
"DONT EVEN START! ITS LIKE I CAN NEVER GET A MOMENT OF SILENCE WITHOUT HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR LITTLE WHINING ASS IN MY EAR ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME! Well anyways, I haven't been properly introduced to your friends here! I'm sure we'll get along great my dears!" Then spoke Dennis
Labia started to speak out, "I have so many questions... First, I feel like I know the name Dennis from somewhere... I could swear I've seen you somewhere before. Secondly, why are you gingy's master and why did you try to eat him??"
Dennis started to speak out,"well I am known from Hotel Transylvania. Yeah, I'm Johnny and Mavis's kid. Secondly, I am gingys master because I have connections with the chef who made him and he is a good friend of mine who just wanted me to have a little something to play with every now and then."
"I think I'm done asking questions now.." spoke labia
Poopinburger started speaking, "wait so, your from hotel Transylvania right? Does that mean you know Frankenstein?"
"Well of course!! But there's just an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini problem. You see, Frankenstein is FILLED with diseases. Especially ones like gonorrhea. He's being held in this 'special' building for 'special' people. I would take you to see him but like I said, he's being locked up for medical purposes."
"Gee that stinks." Poopinburger replied
"But you know... I could take you to the back to the Transylvania world to meet Dracula. He's the one in charge of keeping good old Frankie locked up." Dennis started to say while doing anime expressions.
The whole team including me, groin, sticky, Gay, labia, poopinburger, poppy, branch, and the gingerbread man all nodded simultaneously in agreement.
"Well then, I guess it's settled.. We're going to Transylvania!!!" Dennis said but in a voice that made him sound like a preppy millennial going to the beach for a day.
Dennis shut his eyes tight and lifted his arms with his palms facing upwards. A bean of light drifted through the clouds, shining bright on all of our faces. Suddenly, I felt my cute little tushy float up from the ground. I look around and my whole team has their tushies in the air. We were flying up, toward the clouds! All the amazing sights I got to see, right with my sweet groiny along my side. As we got higher and higher, the hotel became a lot clearer to see.
The team and I rose above the clouds and there we were, lying on the grounds right in front of the very own, hotel Transylvania...