"We're here! Groin you can take off your blind fold now!" I say, putting the car into park and adjusting my fresh set of lashes.
Next to me in the passenger seat, sits groin, tied up with a mixture of red and black licorice, intertwined to make a sturdy and thick rope. Inside of his mouth is the hot pink sock I shoot my unborn children into. His blindfold is a section of my grandmother's wedding dress that is now somewhat wet from when I licked it earlier so it would stick better to groins dainty little eyelids. His hands were also tied in front of him with a nerds rope. I take off the blind fold and look into his eyes. I kiss his left eyebrow. I untie the other restraints and take the sock out of his mouth and throw it onto a pedestrian who is riding their bike nearby.
"Hey babe. I missed looking at you..." Groin then takes off his seatbelt and the seatbelt extender so it would make it easier for him to kiss me my newly plumped lips from the filler.
I stare into groins eyes. I see his lips watering on site but I decided to tease him a little before we get down to business. I take my pointer and my middle fingers and press them against his lips while shushing him.
“Shhhhhh my sweet boy. I’ll take good care of you.” I say with a smirk in my face. Groin looks straight at me with big, doe, puppy eyes which I can tell are watering. I look down to groin’s groin and see his rock hard Peter has grown to be more rock hard then ever. I take my fingers from his lips and gently press them against his tip.
“Shhh it’s okay… I’m here for you princess.” I say again. I then lean over to groin. I stare into his eyes, a few inches from his face. I pause there for a few seconds to tease him a bit more. After about a few seconds, I shove my face onto his big, wet, and altruistic lips. Just how I like it. He bites down on my bottom lip which makes my toes curl up. I can feel them against the sides of my shoes. I grab a hold of groins cute face and slobber him up real good. After a little while, saliva has gotten all over us. On our faces, clothes, even over rock hard peters! I pull away and take off my shirt to dry us off.
“Here you go prince…” I say while wiping saliva from the inner corner of groins lips with my shirt. He smiles at me and giggles to himself.
“What do you say mate? You wanna head out now?” He gives me a nod as I reach for the car door handle.
I walk around to the other side of the door and open the handle so that my king could step out. In the sky I see two clouds that look like me and groin. They are rather quickly moving towards eachother and form a parallelanonogonnogram. If me and Groin were a shape, we would be a parallelanonogonnogram. The Nine Sided Cubicle. The lovers shape, the shape of all lovers. Right in front of my balls, me and groin formed it. Together we are the parallelanonogonnogram. Groin steps out and we start walking through the park.
As we are holing hands, once in a while we point out clouds that look like things.
"Look there! That one looks like poopinburgers horse cock dildo!" Groin says, pointing to the right of both of us.
"Yeah it does! Look at that one," I say, pointing in front of us, "It kind of looks like gay's old crusty hair comb."
Groin looks at me with a puzzled look, "which one? The one with ants and a jenga block as the handle?"
"Yes it has ants but it has 3 golf balls as a handle. He put it in his ass and couldn't get it out one day." I say, dropping the hand I was pointing with and walking straight ahead.
I put my free hand in my pocket and twirl the positive pregnancy test around my thumb. What if Groin isn't ready to be a dad? What if he breaks up with me? Wait is he even the dad? How am I pregnant? I'm a man how the hell to I have menstrual eggs inside of me? Was it because I swallowed a mouthful if frankenstines eggs? How the fuck did he even have eggs? And a fallopian tube? And an ovary? And a Drake? I'm over thinking this way too much. I just have to cut the cheese let the cat out of the bag spill the beans what's the 4 1 1 whats the scoop whats the spread whats the editorial whats the release whats climax whats the thesis wheres the hamsters and break the news to groiny. Frick it!!!!
I stopped in the middle of the path and pulled groin to face me. He was in the middle of picking his nose and eating it. I leaned in the kiss him but instead steal the little booger from his mouth and swallow it.
"Groin... I have something to tell you..." I say looking at the ground, but when groin doesn't reply, I look back up at him and see him currently foaming at the mouth.
"GROIN! WHATS GOING ON? UGH I KNEW YOU WERE GETTING A LITTLE BIT TOO CHUBBY LATELY- whoa whats going on..."
All of a sudden groin stops foaming and his eyes open up, they are glowing green and red, Candy canes are floating from all angles and are being shoved into his mouth, A pair of circular spectacles are being placed on his nose, all of his hair falls off and new gray hair grows in, his clothes are ripped from his body and are replaced with red pants, red shirt, a belt, boots, and a fluffy winter hat, all happening as he is being lifted into the air. His arms are stretched out beside him while looking like our lord and savior Jesus christ. He falls to the ground, unconscious, his body limp. I rush towards groin but before I can reach him, I am interupted by a giant wooden sled, wait no, sleigh. It is led by 9 deer, the main one having a very very wrinkly pinky finger. Groin is scooped up into the sleigh and rushed off into the sky.
Groin is now Santa Claus.
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Satans inspiring dream
مغامرةSatan Cockinball has a crazy dream that encourages him to become a dentist. Things are going well until some new conflicts accur.
