Satans inspiring dream

The projectile key...

The baby and I pass through the front gates and run over to Labia and Sasquatch. As we break the news to them, suddenly I feel like deep voice washing over me. It's coming from a distance but it sounds very familiar. I look over behind me to see it's Ms. Claus looking at my team and I with an evil smirk on her face. She starts to say,
"I wasn't done with you yet.... MWAHAHAHA!! I'LL NEVER LET YOU GET THAT CLOSE TO MY HUBBY AGAIN!! YOU HEAR ME?? HE'S MINE AND FOREVER WILL BE! NO ONE CAN STEAL HIM FROM ME!!!!!!!" As soon as she said that, she waved her fingers around, almost like she was making a spell. Suddenly, labia, Sasquatch, the baby, and I fall into yet another hole. But this was no ordinary hole.

We didn't fall for long though the landing was pretty painful. I felt so... weird. Like my back was aching and my teeth were hurting. Is this what aging feels like? No... it can't be. I look around to see where we are. I notice a poster on the wall that read, "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria!" Woah. What was this place? I soon realize that Labia, the baby, and Sasquatch are no where near me. I look down at my body and oh no... why am I... yellow? I look in a local mirror that I found only to see that I'm made of metal. I have this giant beak of my face and there's pizza like all over me. I'm so sticky from the pizza grease. There's so much pizza all over me that it's literally been lodged into my luscious metal frame. Ooh la la. Ugh I'm so sticky and gross and alone. What ever shall I do?

I then look over to my hand. I'm holding a pink cupcake. Cool. But this was no ordinary cupcake. It almost looks like... it's glowing a golden light.... Just like the baby!! Turns out, the baby was reincarnated as this pink cupcake. Hah yip yip!!! I begin to wander around this pizzeria. I make it into this little office room with a computer and two doors. A phone that's on the desk starts to ring. I answer and hear a man start speaking, "hey welcome. You must be the new security guard.... Blah blah blah.... You can shut the doors... blah blah blah... the lights... blah blah blah... cameras... blah blah blah" honestly this guy talked for hours but all I could think about in that moment was anime women. I turn on the computer in front of me and see all of the security footage in this pizzeria. I notice this other little robot guy that kinda looks like me but doesn't. Yk how I'm a chicken, with my beak and all? Well this guy was a bunny. And he was blue for some reason. What a weirdo. But then something caught my ear. I heard him yelling out my name. This must be labia then! I make a mental image of a map of this place and start to journey to find Labia.

After a few minutes of walking I find her. "Omg Satan you're so sticky and smelly dude. And there's gross pizza lodged in your neck." Labia says to me.
I ignore her ugly remarks and explain to her that we need to leave this place if we wanna save groin. We also have no idea where Sasquatch is. She explains to me that Sasquatch has been reincarnated into her left foot for some reason. Yeah. Anyways. We wonder over to the front door of the facility but realize it's locked. As we were walking over there, labias feet kept making this squeaking sound. Like a dog toy. Every step she took would be followed by a squeak. Pretty weird but okay. The front door is locked and we need to get out. We need a key in order to get through.

This is where our mission began. We had to find a key to get out of this silly place. As we stand around, pondering to ourselves of possible solutions, we hear.. a baby giggling? Like what. It's like baby noises. So flipping weird man. And along with the baby noises, there's like this weird grunting. It's so strange. We walk towards the sound to discover where's it's coming from. As we approach the sound... we saw it.

It's like... this bear.... He's big and brown 😏😏😏😏😏😏😉😉😉😉 he reminded me of someone. As I was walking around earlier, I noticed a bunch of posters in the walls. There was one of this bear called Freddy fazbear. This must be him!!! But Freddy isn't like normal man. He just... can't stop ticking himself. It's so weird to watch. He's like curled up in a ball and just tickling himself.......hmm. And he's the one making these baby and grunting noises. I don't know why those two noises specifically but yeah. And also, he's like really big man. Like he's double the size of labia and I but I don't think he's supposed to be. I start to say, " hey Freddy guy. So like, do you know where the key to the front door is?" He doesn't answer me for a while and just starts rocking back and forth. But he's still tickling himself. It's like non-stop tickling. After a while he finally speaks.
"Yeah... it got lodged in my ass." I look at labia concerned. Wtf man. What a childish thing to say. But then, I pull out my super awesome x-ray vision goggles and look at Freddy through them. Turns out... he wasn't lying bro. He actually had a key lodged in his cheeks. I asked him how it got in there but I received no answer. Now... we just had to figure out how to get the key out from his ass.
"You know... when dogs bark, their butt pulsates..." labia starts to say. But suddenly... I realize what she meant... we need Freddy's butt to pulsate. The key might launch out of his ass!!! Great idea labia!!!

Labia and I walk around the pizzeria. We need to somehow get Freddy's butt to pulsate. And you know what's good at doing that... dynamite. We find a storage closet hoping that inside contains the dynamite. As we enter, the first thing we see is this yellow rabbit suit thing laying on the floor. It's like covered in blood. And it's twitching. I wonder why. But labia and I choose to ignore is because how much of a threat can this dumb yellow rabbit suit thing be to us? Yk. Anyways. I spot the dynamite and grab a few hundred.

Labia and I walk back over to the tickling bear. Her feet are still squeaking. We arrive at the bear and wait for the perfect moment to strike. Just as soon as he opens his mouth to make another baby grunting noise, we're gonna launch the dynamite into his mouth........ ready............. And........ BOOM!!

Freddy had opened his mouth. Just before he made his noises, labia and I launched the dynamite into his mouth. And just like I had predicted, Freddy projectile shit the key out from his ass!!!! Yayyyy. Labia went to grab it as it was flying in midair. Woah. She caught a hold of it and handed it to me. It was oddly warm but I guess it was just in Freddy's ass so whatever.

Labia and I run over to the door... we put the key in the lock... and... the door opens!!!! But.... Just as we were about to leave, something had stopped us.

I take a lil peek behind me and notice... a yellow rabbit..... 😱😱😱😱😱😱