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As we entered the separated part of the Funky Monkey Cream Cheese Pom Pom Palace one by one, there sat a HUGE funky monkey in an even bigger golden thrown with velvet cushions. The room was so large I had to squint to see the very top of the ceiling. I looked over to groin, who was doing the same. Except he was having a very, very hard time seeing the top. He was squinting so hard his eyes were basically closed.

"What's up groin? Are you okay?" I said to him, genuinely worried.

"I-im alright. It's just... I'm really, really hungry," He replied, now looking towards the floor, scratching along his jawline, "Also, my beard is growing wayy to fast recently. I probably need glasses too."

I look at him confused, "We can stop by a gas station or something when we leave the Palace. I love you groin."

"I love you Satan." He said grinning.

Suddenly he pushes me against the squishy cream cheese pom pomed walls. We make out aggressively. Wet and altruistic. Just how I like it. Wow he knows me so well.
We do a light jog up to gay, sticky, and labia, my back fully drenched in the smelly yellowing cream cheese.

The five of us all line up a good distance away from the Ultimate funky monkey. Then we all bow one by one like dominoes falling.

"We cum in peace!" Sticky shouts, the words echoing back and forth, back and forth.

"...Prove it then." The ultimate funky monkey responds back to him with a grin, crossing his left leg over his right and putting his interlocked monkey hands on his knee.

"Wh-what?"

"You heard me. Drop your pants and prove it.

Sticky shoots us all a look. We knew what he meant with that wide-eyed look on his pretty little face. We were going to have to do what he says in order to go through with their plan.

Slowly all of us unbutton and untie the loops in out pants and started wanking on the thick cream cheese below. Me and groin took turns doing it for eachother. But the Ultimate funky monkey wouldn't let us stop until we all came on the cream cheese. That's when I realize something. Something disgusting. Something absolutely foul. The funky monkey cream cheese pom pom Palace hadn't been made of cream cheese all along. I don't know whether or not I should tell everybody this newly discovered truth I just uncovered. It might ruin everything. So I stayed silent.

Everyone finally finished doing their business and got dressed. Labia and Gay couldn't even look at eachother they were so embarrassed. I think that's the real embarrassing thing. Me and groin are so open with everything it makes me sooooooo horny.

"Thanks guys," The ultimate funky monkey stated, "ever since the heat wave everything had been melting!"

"Its uh.. it's no problem..." sticky says back to him, blushing of embarrassment.

"What could I help you with this fine afternoon?"

"Our friend... he's in trouble. We think you have him in your chamb-"

"Argith Poopinburger! Yes yes yes! I have him right in my chamber! I will have my guards lead you to him you can do what you please!"

"Thank you so much sir!"

"No please, call me Jayson! It's good to have REAL friends visit for once."

Then I had the craziest realization. The ultimate funky monkey was also in the dream! Jayson was the name plastered on the walls of the teenage boy's room. The one who fucked us as hamsters! Oh my God. It's all coming together.

We all waved bye to Jayson as we were escorted to a different room where I assumed the chamber was. Then the weirdest thing happened, He winked at me and blew me a kiss. He knows that I know.

We skip out of the large throne room and into the "chamber" (it wasn't anything like a chamber). I saw someone sitting on a chair with their head down.

"Hello?" I said.

He raised his head up to reveal his Identity. It was none other than officer Poopinburger. The infamous Argith Poopinburger.

"I thought you'd never come. Get me out of this cum palace!"

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