Satans inspiring dream

Heinz...

Labia and I start walking to over first class, potions with professor Snape. I know he's a pretty grumpy guy so I was nervous for his class. A soon as we entered, we felt this aura in the air. Everyone was silent and the teacher stared at us with a submarine-like expression. He swiftly swifted towards us and soon, he was right in front of my face.
"You're late." Snape said with a bouncy tone.
"We're sorry sir, we're new here." Labia replied back. The two of them began going back a forth. Snape was really angy since we were late. While Snape was lecturing us about tardiness, the only thing I could think of was how stupid this was. We had to find my Groin, not be stuck in some dumb potions class. I had already graduated high school with my degree in counting blocks and identifying my colors. I don't need to be here, I need to be with Groin.

Snape finished his lecture and told us to sit. We were seated right in the front row, where Snape had the best eye on us.
"Alright, today we'll learn how to make an essence of schnitzel potion. This potion will make the user's skin hard. To make it, you first add in ....." Snape kept on talking but I zoned out thinking about my dearest groin. Every now and then I would cut back in a pay attention for a few seconds.
"Be careful not to add too much. It's a very common mistake that people make. If this were to happen, the user would loose all ability to wiggle their toes."
Snape kept on talking but I don't know what ingredients he was talking about. I looked over to Labia and saw her mixing in some stuff into her cylinder. I didn't know what to do so I began mixing in a bunch of random ingredients.

My potion was almost complete. I had no idea what I was doing or even adding to my potion but it was kinda fun. Very steadily, I turned the heat up just about 1.6321 degrees Kelvin. Suddenly, my potion turned a bright red. It was originally neon brown so I was surprised at the color change. I noticed that my potion gave of a very specific smell. Like... Heinz ketchup? It kind smelt good but I didn't get too close as I was scared of it combusting.

Unfortunately, my prediction was correct. 999 second hour intervals later, my Heinz ketchup potion combusted and sprayed all over the room. It was all over the walls, ceiling, and even the other students. Snape got really angry as he was also drenched in my red sauce. Before he was able to yell... something happened.

Im an instant, everyone contaminated with my ketchup began evolving into giant vigorous furbies. They waddled all around the classroom. Everyone was affected except Labia and I. We swifty tried to escape from the classroom. As we exited the room, they began following us into the hallway. Luckily, professor dumbeldore was there just in time to save us. He zapped away all of the furbies and turned them into jumping spiders. They jumped out of the building and into the forbidden forest.

"Ah there you are." Someone suddenly said out of the blue. Labia and I turned around to see who it was...