We made our way to Mr Martinmith's space ship. Mr Loobitydoodoo, Mr Martinmith, Groin, and I entered the ship. We got settled down and 3...2...1... BLAST OFF!!!!!!
69 minutes later...
"Ugh finally we're here. My ass cheeks were getting plump. I had to lick my nipples to distract myself from the pain." Groin said. We all exited the ship and made our way to this big purple, soupy fence. As I was looking around, the one big aspect of this planet was the balloons that were floating in the air. They were all connected to their very own strand of smooth, irredentist hair. The balloons weren't floating up though, they just kinda sat there like a big fat man the has emotional problems because his wife left his for his boss because his boss was much more rich than the man so the man ate a bunch of food instead of facing his problems in the real world...
Anyway...
As we were getting closer to the fence, my ear got tangled in a strand of hair. This hair was very hard though, and because of that, my ear ripped of as I was trying to untangle it. Groin looked extremely worried because of the bleeding, but I was amused... maybe because my ear was now dangling off a piece of floating hair. "Oh well" I said. Mr Loobitydoodoo noticed a weird blob. It was an orangey color. Then we all noticed a bunch of other blobs dramatically slivering towards up. They were many different colors. All of a sudden, they stopped. All at the same time.... Then each and every one of them started transforming into a different thing. It was kind of like a spin the wheel sort of thing but with blobs. One particular blob, the largest out of the group, came up to us. It transformed into the man that groin killed. It spoke to us,"what business brings your here?"...
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Satans inspiring dream
AventuraSatan Cockinball has a crazy dream that encourages him to become a dentist. Things are going well until some new conflicts accur.
