Satans inspiring dream

Rainbows...

As labia and I were riding on this motorcycle, I took a moment to ponder to myself. How were we supposed to get groin? He just, floated away. Towards the sky... I need to find a way to get closer to him! So that means, I have to go towards the sky! I think possibly groin is up in the clouds, or maybe in another universe. The North Pole! He is Santa Claus so it would only make sense. I remember seeing a weird colorful portal open up in the sky that sucked groin in. Maybe if we went high enough, the portal essence still remained and we'd be able to enter into the North Pole. I let out a big gasp and cracked a smirk. I knew exactly what to do.

"Labia" I spoke
"we need to go up. Very high up. Into the clouds. Groin went through a portal to get to the North Pole. Maybe there's still some of the portal essence lurking around. We need to go into it to try and teleport into the North Pole." Labia nodded in agreement but she had this puzzling look on her face.

"But Satan... how will we get there?" She asked
I replied "well you see, we need to find one of those little dwarfs. The red headed ones with the beards. They wear little green suits and they have this weird obsession with gold. For some reason, they also have this strange habit of shoving corn beef up into their girlfriend's coin slots, just so they can have a taste too. Idk what's with these guys. They're strange but wherever they are, you'll always find a rainbow!"

"Great! Soooo we just need to find these little angry green guys, climb their rainbow, and reach the sky to enter the portal essence?" Labia asked.

"Affirmative!" I say while saluting.

As we continue our journey on our motorcycle, we see what seems to be a bar. This bar is playing very Irish music. I park the motorcycle and step off, helping labia off as well. I make my way toward the building and look through the window. I see a whole assembly of little green dwarves who are jumping up and down. They fill up the room, corner to corner, there's no space to even walk anywhere because there's just so many dwarves. They are all jumping, making them look like squiggly fish that are out of the water, but very closely packed to one another. It's sort of mesmerizing to look at. There's one dwarf standing on a table. He is doing a sort of dance. It consists of a series of jumping and crossing your feet with tap dancing. Very cool! But oh no... one of the dwarves looks over to the window. They see labia and I watching them. All of a sudden, the many many dwarves simultaneously look at us. They widen their eyes and their faces darken. Then, spontaneously, they all barged through the door, shredding it to bits. Labia and I get back on the motorcycle and drive away as millions of little green red headed dwarves are following us. All of a sudden, they catch up to labia and I. We get trampled and are shoved to the ground by the dwarves.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE FOR!!???!" One of the dwarves says to me with a squeaky voice. His face is filled with rage as he restrained me. He's holding my arms down with his tiny little body. I can't see labia because of the many dwarves blocking my view. Although I can't see her, I can hear her. She says out loud, responding to the dwarves.

"We came looking for you! We need your help. We need to find a rainbow!! Our faculty member is trapped and is in need of our assistance. We need your help to take us to a rainbow so we can climb it!"

"And what do us get in return???????" Another little dwarf says with an elderly sounding voice.

"Uhhhh" labia replies "Money! We have lots and lots of money!"

The dwarves immediately lightened up after hearing that.
"MONEY?!!?!?" They all shouted simultaneously. All of a sudden, labia and I are released from our restrictions.  A series of covered wagons approach. Dwarves are in charge of steering them, and even pulling them. Labia and I step into the wagons. We look at each other with confusion.

"We take you to rainbow. ONLY FOR MONEY" a dwarf says. I hand him half the stack of money I was holding onto in my pocket. I wasn't going to give them all of it as labia and I might need it later. They seemed pleased with the amount however and accepted it gracefully. We headed off on our journey to the rainbow, with millions of dwarves following us.