Satans inspiring dream

The meeting...

It has been a long 37 hours to Icecubeboom. We just passed planet balloonbop, so that must mean we're close because they are only 29 minutes apart. 82.779999% of the hamsters were miserable and hungry but the other 17.220001% (including me and groin) were excited and eager to talk with Mayor Martinmith.

We were almost there when I heard a noise. Another space ship? I looked out and saw what it was. It was another space ship coming towards us. Oh no who could it be? Poopinburger? So they attached to our ship and Groin opened the doors and... it was another hamster?

"Hello sorry to delay the trip but you accidentally left me behind at the lift off."

"Oh we're so sorry about that. So now we have another hamster. Plus more room everyone."

We just landed on planet Icecubeboom. It was an interesting planet. Nothing like earth. So groin lead the way while I was right behind him and all of the 761 hamsters behind us.

"Hey groin? Have you been here before?" I asked

"Uhhh I was born here and most of my family is here so I know where to go."

"But how do you look like human?"

"We'll some icecubeboomian families have the ability to shape-shift but one day I turned into a human and couldn't go back."

"Oh"

We reached the mayor's house and all of the hamsters gathered into seats in the back and me and groin went in the front where Mayor Martinmith sat in a very large chair.

"So first of all, let me transform you all back into humans."

He stood up and held his hands out in front of them and closed his eyes.

"Aboomboom lamisk yeath!!" He yelled very loudly and we all turned back into humans. Everyone cheered.

"Thank you sir." 

"Yes thank you so much!" Me and groin said.

"So it seems that Argith Poopinburger is at large once again. But I know his weaknesses since we've fought and beaten him many times before. So, look here,"

He pointed at a large screen of poopinburger and a bunch of facts on it with his long tentacle arm.

"You all know that he uses disguises but uses his real name, right?"

Everyone nodded.

"And he uses this tactic by saying he's God to lure you into his trap. But here on Icecubeboom, since we've fought him before, we know a lot more. Like his strengths and weaknesses. For example, he doesn't like it when you moan 3 times and spin in a circle or when you talk about his past. So the plan is, you guys will be like a cult that moans and spins and ill tell him his whole life story, got it?" 

We all nodded again.

"Here we can use my extra large battle space ship instead of Groin's ship because it will hold all of us."

So everyone went marching right behind Mayor Martinmith and entered the battle ship.

3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!!!