"alright sasquatch DON'T move." labia says, as she slowly walks towards him with the switchblade.
"GRRRRR RAHHHHH"
labia then cuts the part of the catheter off from the scissors and yanks it out of sasquatches willy ding dong all in one move. He moans in relief as soon as its out.
"Hey man are you okay? how long did you have that catheter in for buddy?" i said while rubbing his willy ding dong.
"Grrrrr~" sasquatch groans in a sexy way that made me a little uncomfy.
"lets go find oort and kuiper... maybe they know how to go get groin back and while we are there we can get sasquatch some help. he looks like he has down syndrome." labia says as she clips a collar around his neck and attaches a leash to the clasp.
we make our way out of this sticky rubber forest and find an oil lagoon. perfect for exterminating sticky rubber from skin and clothing. but i was a little too rough with the scrubbing and i accidentally ripped the back half of my clothes and my orange thong is visible from the back. as we were ready to leave the lagoon we practically had to drag sasquatch out becasue he had so much fun swimming in it.
"look there's the main village!" i point at the street lined with houses. in the distance a very large building can be seen.
We walk through the streets with sasquatch following closely behind us on the leash. the citizens are nudists and seem very undisturbed by sasquatch roaming the streets. one naked toddler even tried to grab a hold on his willy ding dong, not even bothered by the fact he's a big oily beast.
the walk up to the villa's palace was very short and easy. getting inside was even easier... almost too easy... we walk up to one of the guards that is sitting in a chair beside a big doorway. he's sleeping. not very great at his job. i assumed this was where Oort and Kuiper would be located, so we walked inside. Right in front of my eyes is a not so pleasant sight. right in front of me on the giant bed was Oort and Kuiper. doing some intimate activities. this is "fuck me lesbian smut" irl.
"aughh kuiper don't stopp your strap is so big"
"my naughty little kitten... thats not my name"
"mommy!!"
"um excuse me? who dares to interupt my and my baby's asteroid crafting time?" kuiper stopped and turned.
"sorry ladies... we were sent here on a mission by ourselves. we are looking for my hubby wubby. his names groin. we were told you could help us find him." i said, walking into the room more.
"your hubby wubby? you are a fellow homo? i guess i can help." kuiper looks back to oort and thrusts one more time, "ill be back baby..."
kuiper hops off the bed revealing a giant green strap on.
"bippity boppity boo!" she says, and we arent in their palace anymore.
its dark outside... and cold... kuiper teleported us to the north pole to find groin.
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Satans inspiring dream
AdventureSatan Cockinball has a crazy dream that encourages him to become a dentist. Things are going well until some new conflicts accur.
