Satans inspiring dream

Bally

I started to feel a pain in my chest. "My groin... is... gone??!?!!!!?" I whispered to myself. I started hyperventilating and crying. "MY GROIN IS GONE!!?!?" I said again but this time I yelled. A group of pedestrians on their run were passing by me and gave me weird looks. I fell to the ground on my knees and started bawling. I curled up into a ball and started rocking back and forth while sucking my thumb. For some reason whenever I do this, my face turns a wrinkly pink and I grow some weird hair on my poopy chest. It only lasts about a few seconds and I convert back to normal. This time, it lasted the longest out of all times this has happened. This one lasted for about 21 seconds. I guess it was because this was the most traumatic experience I have ever experienced. I composed myself and started making my way back to the car to drive home. The entire drive I started reciting things groin had said to be before, but I said them all in a deep voice to emphasize the difference in who's talking.

Once I got home, I entered the house and was met with a bunch of concerned looking faces by my peers.
"What happened silly goose?" Poopinburger said to me.
"Yeah man, how'd it go?" Sticky said while he ran up to me to give me a hug.
While wiping tears from my eyes, my voice broke while I was trying to speak.
"I- Groin he- "
"Deeps breaths spiderman." Sticky spoke to me calmly.
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"Groin... he turned into Santa Claus. And he floated away.... Up... up... up... up... up... up... up... up......"
I said with each 'up' being an octave higher than the last one. Sticky gave the team a weird look. A look that made me seem crazy.
"It's true guys! I saw it happen..."
"Okay.. I guess I believe you. What do we do about it?" Sticky then asked
"We need to find groin! ASAP my pumpkin pie knuckles." I replied.
The team looked to each other and nodded. Then they all stared back at me insync.
"I'm going on a mission, to get groin, but I can't take all of you with me. We need a way to figure out who's coming with. Whatdoyousay, are we up for a match of pin ball?" I spoke.
"Yes Sir!"
"Yes Sir!"
"Yes Sir!"
They all said while saluting to me like I was the sergeant of our little military base. Like we LITERALLY called our house the military base. We have a 16 x 1875 inch poster on the wall near the front door that states, "our military base."
Anyways, it's time to compete.

I pulled out the old empty milk carton from the back of the fridge. We kept it there so no one would find it. Inside the carton was my ballinizor. This was a machine that would turn the team into marble balls. Gay, Labia, Poopinburger, and Sticky all took turns using the ballinizor to turn themselves into balls. I didn't turn myself into one since I wasn't competing. Cause Yk, I was already going on the mission. They then stacked into the pin ball machine we had conveniently laying around. It was time to play pin ball, but this was no ordinary pin ball. This was OUR version. The rules for OUR game were to be the last one standing. The little finger pin things would be shaking violently, tossing them around while they bounced against the walls. Whoever was left standing last, would be the winner. They would be the one going with me on my journey to find groin. I didn't touch the machine at all, as to not interfere with the strict competition. 3, 2, 1, START!

The game has started and everyone is bumping into each other. Gay goes flying, crashing into many things on his way around the inside of the machine. He bumped into poopinburger, causing poopinburger to slip and fall through the hole.

Poopinburger would be the first eliminated.

The game continued... Gay had an upper hand as he was in the perfect position to strike. He charged forward but got caught in a corner, losing this balence and slipping down the hole.

Gay was the next eliminated.

There were only two contestants left. Sticky and Labia. Who would win? Labia had stayed in the dark to protect herself from falling. Sticky on the other hand wanted to take a big step and charge toward Labia. Labia used her wit and smarts to dodge the attack. She pulled out her yellow UNO reverse card from her back ball pocket and threw it at sticky before he could reach her. Sticky stopped mid shot and changed the expression on his face. He went from a big smirk to an "oh no I shit myself because I'm so scared ahh" expression. Sticky then slowly and steadily slipped down the hole.

Sticky was the last contest eliminated.

Labia had won the pin ball match and would be the one going to me on the journey to find Groin.

I let everyone out of the machine, turned them back into people again, and then hid the ballinizor back into the milk carton to put back into the fridge.

Labia and I said our goodbyes and started making our way on the mission to find groin...