As we stepped into the light we saw something... a silhouette... of a man? We stepped closer, groin squeezing my hand non-comprehensively, until it was clear who it was.
"OFFICER POOPINBURGER?!" We shouted at in sync.
"No I am God." He replied like it was no big deal.
"Oh"
"So you see... I've been watching over you both and I believe you are good people. So I've decided to give you a second chance in life."
"Oh wow thank you sir! I cant believe I'll get to see my smelly cat again!" Groin said while smiling and twerking.
"No no no. I don't think you understand. Your going back as an 8 yr old's hamsters in Scotland. So, you have a choice here. Become hamsters, or go to hell because with my time watching over you both you've done some... questionable things."
"Fine by me." AND GROIN PULLED ME INTO THE PORTAL WITH THE HAMSTER CAGE WITH HIM!!!
So now we were Scottish hamsters. Great. Just what I needed. I felt so round and this cage was so cramped with me and groin in it. But then something caught my eye.
"Ooh a hamster wheel I've always wanted to try one of these things!"
But as I got on it I fell on my fat hamster back and couldn't get back up. And when groin tried to help me up he also fell on his back so yk we were wiggling and shit when I fell and landed on groins back while I was on my stomach. So of course I started humping him until the door opened to like five 8 yr old girls and four of them ran over to the cage and said,
"Omg you have hamsters!" And this fat ass blonde girl opened the lid to the plastic container and pulled me out.
"NO GROIN HELP ME"
"I CANT!
but I calmed down as soon as she started petting my belly and started rubbing my nipples in such a good way that I out little hamster moans and I came on her hand.
"AHHHHHHH IT PEED ON ME"
SO THIS BITCH DROPPED ME AND I CANT GET MY FAT HAMSTER ASS OFF THE GROUND. but they all left the room.
"GOD. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?"
But then this older boy came in to the girls room and took me off the ground, gave me a pet, and put me back in the humid ass cage. He then took the cage and took us to what I assumed was his room. He smiled and sat on the bed and took us out and me and groin immediately started humping each other again and his eyes widened but then he smirked and stripped naked. And he was hard af. And we stopped and climbed onto his large, bulging man stick and started licking it for about 45 minutes and then we left and squeezed under his door hoping to escape and we successfully escaped but now we had to face the winding streets of Edinburgh Scotland...
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Satans inspiring dream
AdventureSatan Cockinball has a crazy dream that encourages him to become a dentist. Things are going well until some new conflicts accur.
