Satans inspiring dream

The illuminating light...

Kuiper drops Labia, Sasquatch, and I off in the North Pole.
"Whelps yas kidzzzz. I better get a d'going now. 🤙🤙🤙🤙gotta meet the wifu 😏😏😈" kuiper spoke as she pulled out her wand to go back to pasty-tricycle-island-villa.
" Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" and poof she was gone.
Hmmmmmm what were we to do now dog?? 🤙🤙👍😱 labia and I hopped on Sasquatch's back for a lil piggy back ride. We gave him a lil pat on the bum and yitty yee haw we were off.
The ride through the snow was bumpy. We were on Sasquatch after all. I couldn't see much as it was very dark 🕳️🕳️🕳️😔😔😎. The north polar was pretty empty ngl. This was until we saw it 😱😱😂😂. It was... Santa's workshop??!!!!?!?!??? Sasquatch starts running faster and faster while labia and I are still on his back. As we approach the workshop... something happens. A giant hole 🕳️🕳️🕳️suddenly opens up in the ground. Sasquatch was running so fast that he only noticed the hole after he had fallen in. Oh gee 😪✊✊🙄👊👊🧡.
We continue falling through this hole. It's no ordinary hole though. It's like an infinite hole. We just kept falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and there was no end man. I'm pretty sure we were falling for about 666 16ths of a second. That's almost the same amount of time it takes to carry a child in the womb!!! Oh wait. That reminds me... I remember... I drank the centipede milk... but it was really groins juices.... And... I'm carrying groins child... in my tummy. It had completely slipped my mind. That groin and I were going to be parents. I look down at my bump and notice that I've grown a bit. Suddenly, we all fall to the bottom of the hole. We're in a little room. The walls are made of dirt as well as the floor. There's nothing is this room. Like nothing man. Except for labia, Sasquatch, and I. And the darkness ofc 😘😘😘. But then... I realize.. it's been 666 16ths of a second. Which is the perfect time to carry a baby. Which means I'm due!! Right now!!!
I sit down in the dark hole. I'm sweating because being a pregnant man nowadays is pretty hard. And I'm just so hormonal Yk 😂😂🤪🤪. Suddenly... an illuminating light shines brightly from my stomach. A golden glowing baby emerges from my tummy. Its wings spread out like an angel. It flys up while heavenly classical music plays around it. The baby stars circling us. Labia starts to say.
"Holy macaroni man. This baby has like superpowers or whatever."
The baby suddenly picked up the three of us, labia, Sasquatch, and I. The baby flys all of us out through the hole and up back into the North Pole. It's impeccable how much strength that little fetus has just after birth!!! 🤪👩‍🦲👩‍🦲.

This baby is going to be the one who finds groin. We'll be needing the baby's help as he has superpowers after all. The baby will carve a path into the future of motherhood, and will find groin to reunite us as a whole family...