*magical sparkle noises*
"... once apon a time there was a giant oort cloud (ORT [like art but with an o. haha get it]) and a kuiper belt (KOO-PER). They were in love. they wanted to make an asteroid. but they couldnt. because they were lesbians. ✂️✂️. one day the amazing greek goddess demeter had a bad harvest. 🤣🤣🤣. she got angry 😡. she wanted revenge 😈. so she took it out on the most in love lesbian✂️ couple in the galactic empire; Oort and Kuiper. she ordered artemis and apollo to turn them into humans with purple skin and white afros. oort and kuiper felt spiteful and attacked demeter with modern and medieval mace. no more fertility. no more crops. but now oort and kuiper cant turn back into space things. so they moved to pasty-tricycle-island-villa. where they, to this day, try to make asteroids. 👨🏿🦼🚼handicapped, demeter still seeks revenge for oort and kuiper but cannot seem to find them because pasty-tricycle-island-villa is hidden by a magical harry potter cloak. it can only be seen by the eye of the fur-dingletap wet tribe-"
all of the little angry ginger dwarfs snapped their necks at me as i said the last few words.
"eh how do you know about fur-dingletap wet tribe?" said an extra tiny one.
"um it's here in my book of greek myths..." labia picks up the big, dusty, brown book i was reading from and shows it to tinkle toot, the leader.
he snatches up the book and licks its spine, sniffing as he licks the whole edge, "hmmmmm yes this is the book. how did you know we are takin g you to see oort aand kuiper at pasty-villa eh?"
"I have a 6th magical sense. mind reading" i say while rubbing tinkle toots veiny temples.
i lied, i just picked a funny page of the book, 69.
"well we should be here... bye guys!" tinkle toot says.
"wha-"
these fucking dwarfs dropped a fucking trap door and fucking made us fucking fall into the fucking sky. these little fucking fuckers left us with no fucking parachutes and made us fucking raw dog fucking sky diving. sorry for cussing.
poof
labia and i fell onto a very soft pillowy surface, but there was nothing beneath us. weird.... i feel below on the magical flooring and i pull out my hot pink switchblade and sliced. i peek through the whole and see a magical island with a castle and a moat and a dragon and scissors EVERYWHERE!!!!! ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
it has to be pasty-tricycle-island-villa.
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Satans inspiring dream
AbenteuerSatan Cockinball has a crazy dream that encourages him to become a dentist. Things are going well until some new conflicts accur.
