Satans inspiring dream

Is this the end...?

"We need to speak with Lady Soodynoody." I demanded doing a stompy thing with my foot which made groin give me a dirty look.

The blob transformed into a glowing thing that reminded me of the sun and it was all flowy like ribbons out of a helicopter when you escape a high security prison.

"This is she." Lady soodynoody responded.

"Would you be willing to help us defeat poopinburger? You can transform into anything and it would be a big help."

"And What would we get out of helping you?

"We have 761 men that used to be hamsters that used to be men that we can provide you with" Groin answered.

"Hmmm alright.... I'll accept you're offer. All of my people, you stay behind. I don't need you guys getting hurt."

Groin, Lady Soodynoody, Mayor Martinmith, Mr. Loobitydoodoo, and I marching in unison toward the spaceship. Looking over the horizon, we wish all the blobs goodbye and set off on our journey of revenge.

7 minutes later...

Mayor Martinmith arises from his rocket throne and glances outside of the big rectangular window. He places his long tentacle arm against the glass and it slowly slides down, leaving a trail of red, iridescent goo behind, like in a sad, depressing film where the main character's meemaw died from heart failure and when great old peepaw is a crystal meth addict who sleeps in his shit stained thong, laying in his death bed because the whole family knows that he will die from all the drug and alcohol abuse. "Look. It's planet poopinburger." He points out. "Imagine what all those poor victims must be feeling." The others glance at him feeling a sensation of sympathy for all the people trapped, but also a sense of anxiety because of what they are about to face.

Landing on planet poopinburger was fairly straightforward. A large helicopter platform was already cemented into the ground.

Mr. Loobitydoodoo steps out first and brings up his hand, allowing for Lady Soodynoody to latch on. "Allow me" he says with a smirk on his fine face, as he leads her gracefully down the steps. She blushes and giggles softly with a very lady-like manner. As she reaches the bottom of the steps, she winks at Mr. Loobitydoodoo. They continue holding hands as they step away from the little stairs coming from the rocket. Mayor Martinmith is disgusted and expresses this by saying "UGH! Gag me with a tentacle," then proceeds to slide a long tentacle arm down his throat, reaching his stomach, allowing you to see the tentacle poking through the stretchy, slimy skin. He also steps out making way for us. Finally groin and I exit. We're holding hands as I take in a deep breath of the polluted air. Through the fog, I notice these walking zombies. Only then I realize that those aren't zombies, they are real people walking around with their hands handcuffed in front of their lone, frail bodies.

The cold air surrounds us as the rocket doors shut close. The dark, dim sky staring down at us, like we're some freaks who have no idea what we're doing because frankly, we don't... We have no idea what we're doing. Charging into a situation like this? We don't even know what we're up against. Poopinburger had all this time to train... actually he's had his whole life to power up, prepare for this battle, but us? We scrambled around like lunatics trying to gather more people for help.........

I gain back my subconscious, realizing that I've zoned out. Groin taps me on the shoulder, seems like he noticed I've been overwhelmed and thinking too much about this whole... situation. "Hey man, we're fine dude. Like we know what we're doing bro. Just chill. You're going to be alright baby." I look toward Groin with glistening eyes. He could tell that I was starting to cry. Groin sighed and wiped away my tear with his soft, warm thumb and smiled.

Mayor Martinmith slid toward a tree on his tentacles. He kept his arm tentacles close by his side as his back rested up against the bark. He glanced past each shoulder. First the right, then the left. "The coast is clear" he whispered and the others immediately rushed toward him. As they are all behind this tree (which isn't providing them with any protection whatsoever) a big, dark building is visible from the distance. Groin whispered,"That must be his secret lair." We haven't noticed anything around us so we just charged toward this big building.

We stood in front of these big, electronic doors made of metal. The whole building seemed to be made of metal. Rust and metal. Mr. Loobitydoodoo took a step forward and RECHLLLLLLLLLL...... A loud noise along with some small vibrations hit us as these huge doors were sliding open. Nobody moved....We just stood there. Like statues in a night museum. The dust that hid inside rushed out, proving that no one had been inside for a while. I was brave enough to move my head around to make sure nothing found us. I gave Groin a look that signaled it was okay to enter.

We stepped inside. It was dark. Very dark. And very dusty. I tried not to cough as all the little particles entered my nasal cavity. We didn't get that far until this wretched smell came from somewhere. Is wasn't as bad at first but then it started to get stronger and stronger. Oh god it was so bad. *sniff *sniff "is that... is that olive oil?" Groin asked. I nodded while plugging my nose with two fingers. The others didn't seem bothered since Yk they aren't exactly human. We just couldn't stand the smell so we left.

Standing outside gave us a feeling of relief but there was still something uneasy about the environment. A dark shadow casted over us. A large dark shadow. It kind of looked like... POOPINBURGER! His giant body stood behind us with a smirk on his face. He chuckled to himself and started vigorously stomping, shaking the ground, making us all lose balance. I suddenly remembered what we were talking about with Mayor Martinmith at that meeting. Poopinburger doesn't like talking about his past or when people spin three times then moan after the third time. It all came back to me. Mayor Martinmith signals to everyone to start spinning and moaning. "I got this!" I say as I look straight up at poopinburger. "HEY POOPINBURGER!! Do you remember your grandma?" I already see the smirk on his face wipe clean away as he knew what I was about to start doing. "You remember how your grandma died from heart failure? Don't even get me started on your grandpa." I can see he's suffering and  in pain. The stomping only gets louder and harder. Mayor Martinmith quickly starts gathering all these lone victims and leading then to this lair for safety as they were just walking around. "You know how your grandpa was a crystal meth addict?" I can see poopinburger try to cover his ears but he's in too much pain to lift his arms. The moans and spinning is still going on btw. "You remember how he died from drug and alcohol abuse?" This seemed to have cracked poopinburger. He started twitching and the stomping slowed. He starts shrinking into a normal sized human.

Poopinburger sat on the ground, crying. Balling his eyes out. The rest of us stare at him. "What do we do?" "Do we just leave?" "Is it over?" We whispered to ourselves. I step toward poopinburger and grab his hand gently. I lead him up and we form a circle with the others. We start slowly walking in a circle, just admiring each other and holding hands. Poopinburger then says "Aww guys. This reminds me of my favorite movie. How the grinch stole Christmas! It reminds me of the end when they all lived in harmony. After they forgave the grinch for stealing Christmas." "Ummm no. We don't forgive you," I say as I let go of his hand. We huddle together trapping poopinburger and start stomping on him. He starts balling his eyes out again, then disintegrates into this shiny glitter and floats away with the breeze.

Suddenly, disco balls fall from the sky and those colorful dance squares appear from the ground. Music starts playing and we dance the night away. All the other people held captive come out without their handcuffs and dance with us. I grab hold of Groin hands. I look him straight in the eyes. "I love you Groin. I love you so much." Tears start filling my eyes from all this emotion. Groin looks into my eyes. "I love you so much Satan." We lean toward each other. Our foreheads touch and we have a moment together like that. Groin then lets go of one of my hands. He grabs hold of my chin and raises it level with his. I inch closer and closer and our lips touch. I can feel his lips separate to get better suction on mine. He sucks and I suck. I let go of my hand that's holding his and I grab the back of his head. I shove our faces together, sliding my fingers though his shiny hair. His tongue slides out of his mouth and into mine. I do the same. Our tongues are dancing in our mouths. I start swallowing all the saliva being produced. But then I let go of the suctioned seal of our lips. "You taste so good," I say to him. He chuckles and bites my lips. We go back to drinking each others saliva. It leaks out of our mouths. Lady Soodynoody notices and gets jealous. So does Mr. Loobitydoodoo. They look at each other and blush. Then Mr. Loobitydoodoo makes the first move. A little kiss. Not like Groin and I but good enough. They start holding hands. Mayor Martinmith however is all alone. He doesn't feel jealous, he feels absolutely DISGUSTED and starts gagging himself with his tentacle arm, again... All of this is going on at the same time. Until....

I woke up.