Satans inspiring dream

The Fine Dine...

After driving for about an hour I remembered that we had a plan. Neither groin nor I ever found out any detail about this so called plan and I think its time we find out.
"Uhh hey sticky?" I said, looking out the window, then looking to him when I was done talking.
Him and Poopinburger were now fully clothed and it made me a little more comfortable. I feel sorry for everyone that saw me and groin fucking like that.
"Yeah what's up my guy?" He replied, with his arm around Poopinburger's shoulder.
"You were talking about a plan, what exactly was the point of kidnapping us and stuff?" I asked him.
"Ughh I don't wanna explain it right now. Gay you tell him." He said back to me like a toddler, than started aggressively making out with poopinburger.
I look towards Gay, who was driving, waiting for him to talk.
"Well I already explained to you the part about the dream people being real and all that. Well... do you remember Linda? The one at that Scottish strip club. Yeahh she's real too and her name isn't Linda. It's actually Poppy. And the guy absolutely destroying her, that was Branch. They're trolls and Poppy is the queen of the trolls. Her people, at least like 762 of them. Yeah those were the hamsters in her ass. I'm trying to get the band back together, including everyone we have right now and Poppy and Branch. I don't know what for, but I smell something fishy bubbling up." Gay explained, not taking an eye off the road.
Groin lifted an eyebrow and looked to the can floor, "Wow uhm that is a lot to take in..."
"Yeah it's complicated...
but oh..! I think we're here." Gay replied back, now making a sharp left from some open field into a very colorful, gated community, type of place.
"Where exactly are we right now?!" I asked, grabbing into the bottom of the seat from being flung around a corner so fast.
"Bergen Town."
...
We all got out of the van and waited for labia. When she came out of the van she was holding some weird gadget.
"WHOA!!! COOL WHAT IS THAT???" Groin said excitedly. He ran up to labia and grabbed it out of her hands.
"WAIT NO, ITS-"
Groin started looking at the weird gadget and suddenly a cloud of glitter appeared and groin was gone.
"Uh where did Groin go?" I asked to nobody specifically, pointing to the pile of glitter on the colorful ground, until I noticed something, it was Groin, He became super tiny.
"Hey guys!!! I'm super tiny!" Said little Groin from below.
"Yeah that's what I was trying to say. That gadget is my trollinizer. Poppy gave it to me so we'd be the same size as them," Labia said with her head in her hands, obviously disappointed by the actions on Groin.
"Okay guys stand next to the van  I'm gonna make all of us tiny."
We all obeyed her orders and all huddled up in front of the van, then she stood next to us and reached into her pocket and pulled out a selfie stick. She attached the trollinizer onto the stick and extended it, pointed it towards us, and pressed the button. And in one big explosion of glitter, we were troll sized.
"Okay guys, do you see that rainbow tree over there? That's the troll tree, Poppy should be there." Gay said, pointing to a very large tree.
We all walked to the troll tree. When we got to the base of it, trolls were all around us, dancing, singing, laughing, having a good time.
"LABIA!!"
We all turned around and saw a very excited troll behind us, she ran up to Labia and gave her a giant hug.
"I'm so glad you could visit again!" She said very happily.
"Guys this is Poppy, Poppy this is Satan, Groin, and Argith!" Labia said, pointing to each of us as she said our names.
"we are starting with the plan, so if you could get Branch we really need to get going soon-"
"Soneone said my name?" Another troll said, whom I assumed was Branch.
"Satannnn we never got food and I'm really hungryyyyyyyy!" Groin said falling onto me almost making us fall over.
"Oh! Groin right-? Well I know I very good restaurant we could all sit down and eat if you want!" Poppy said a little bit too enthusiastically.
"YES PLEASE!!!!! I haven't eaten in hours." Groin replied rubbing his tummy.
Poppy and Branch led us to a literal restaurant named "Poppy's". How much of a narcissist can a little troll be?
"Heyy Beatrix!!" Poppy said.
"Oh hey girl!" The waitress replied back.
"I need a table of 8 for me and my friends here!"
"Perfect! There's a table open right over there, You better be ready to stuff your little mouths with some yum.