Skeletons one-shorts (requests Closed)

Error x nightmare.

It was a peaceful morning in Nightmare's castle or so it seemed. The majority of the crew were eating breakfast with the exception of error. For once it was quiet and no one said a word being too busy eating the delicious meal. It was calm until Error kicked open the door to the dining hall and walked towards Nightmare. The destroyer were fuming and looked like he was ready to kill someone. Nightmare could sense that Error was one bad comment from going into a rage.

"What happened to you?" Cross asked as he looked at the pissed Error. Error flipped him off walked up to the king. It shocked everyone when Error slapped Nightmare hard, took the king's plate containing an untouched omelet and his cup of coffee. Error turned around and left the kitchen using his magic to slam the door shut. Nightmare was stunned until he realized his coffee was gone.

"ERROR GET BACK HERE WITH MY COFFEE RIGHT NOW," Nightmare yelled pissed. He wasn't mad about being slapped at all; he just wanted his coffee. The destroyer once again kicked open the door, looked nightmare right in the eyes, and took a nice long sip of the cup.

"Delicious hot chocolate," He said in the most annoying tone imaginable before turning back around and slamming the door once again. Everyone was stunned at what Error had just done.

"Boss 'the hell did you do to error?" dust asked. Nightmare was currently too shocked to be mad.

"I honestly don't know. I didn't even know it was possible to piss the guy off," Nightmare said. The others looked towards one another as Nightmare got up and took the plate that was originally made for Error. He walked back to his seat and tripped, he fell face first onto the floor and dropped the breakfast. He looked back and found that blue stings had tripped him. That was it. He got up and went out of the kitchen looking for Error. He searched for the other's emotions and quickly found the rage but also a bit of sorrow and fear. Nightmare was confused but his confusion was overshadowed by his rage. He found Error in the library on a beanbag chair. The destroyer had just finished the omelet and threw the plate at nightmare as soon as he saw the other. Nightmare caught the plate but was pissed.

"Error what the hell did I do?" Nightmare asked. He knew error wouldn't target anger like this unless it was targeted at the person who was the cause. Error stuck out his tongue like an immature brat and opened a portal to the antivoid. He left before Nightmare could follow. Nightmare wanted to go in there and beat the answer out of Error but he knew better. Error was stronger and would be able to beat his ass twice without breaking a sweat. He sighed and took the dirty dishes to the kitchen. The rest of the gang was cleaning up. Nightmare placed the dirty dishes in the dishwasher but then realized. Error actually ate something. He sighed but called fresh asking if the parasite knew anything. The parasite had laughed his ass off and told nightmare to figure it out himself. Nightmare decided to let error cool off first and walked into his office only to find it contains a lot of new decorations. The decorations hung from the roof and it told Nightmare why error was pissed. The decorations were condoms. they hung from blue stings but none of the packets were opened. He sighed and went into the anti void.

"You are pregnant aren't you?" Nightmare asked error. The glitch stood with crossed arms looking at the other pissed.

"I told you to use a fucking condom but Noooo males can't get pregnant," Error said rather pissed. Nightmare sighed.

"Well I understand why you are pissed now," Nightmare said. He knew that the kid was 1 month along since that was when they did the deed.

"If you want to get rid of it then I'll help find someone willing to help you," Nightmare said. Error looked at him.

"No dipshit. You didn't want to use a condom so now you get this little fucker to be a major headache to you for the rest of your life," Error said rather pissed. Nightmare was surprised but he was actually quite happy to become a father. He walked up to Error who slapped him once again. Nightmare didn't care. He placed a hand on Error's stomach and fed the soul, making it clear to Error that Nightmare was prepared to take on the responsibility of a parent. Error stopped and was confused. Nightmare felt the majority of error's rage disappear. Nightmare chuckled at Error's shocked and confused look.

"What you didn't think I would step up as a father?" Nightmare asked amused. Error looked at Nightmare

"No," Error said. Nightmare was disappointed in error but well he had his reasons. Nightmare brought error back and told the gang what was going on. They were surprised but happy for this boss and Error. A few months passed and error was still destroying but Nightmare never let him do it on his own. Nightmare would always follow him and they would always have an argument about whenever or not Error was capable to take care of himself. sometimes council members would be awkwardly standing at the side when that happened. Today was not one of those days. Error was in the middle of an ambush that had just started and he got a brilliant Idea. He took out his phone just as Ink finished his speech.

"Nightmare I'm calling you because I'm being ambushed but now you can't come to my aid so stay the fuck away and if you send a gang member I will beat their ass," Error said knowing that Nightmare was no longer allowed to intervein. If the Undines would respect a phone call then Nightmare would have to too. He looked at ink and nodded at him to continue but he just stood there annoyed.

"Do you mind telling us what is going on so we know why you are always fighting?" Ink asked. Error shrugged.

"Well the idiot refused to use a condom claiming that men couldn't get pregnant," Error said. A lot quickly realized what was going on.

"You are pregnant?" Dream asked. Error looked rather irritating.

"yes," Error said. The sanses were stunned. They huddled up and discussed what they were gonna do but eventually decided to just leave and go back to the base wanting to find out what their next step would be. Error destroyed the coding and wasn't exactly pleased that he wasn't allowed to fight. It worked well on calming his hormones. He got back and was picked up by nightmare who was examining him for any injuries. He found none and decided to cuddle the pregnant skeleton against his will. Nightmare had grown possessive of the smaller and it was showing.