Me: Russia wanna have a drinking contest?!
Russia: I don't think you should.
Me: Aww come on! I beat I can beat you, cause I heard America tried and started choking and crying like a baby. So I think I can do better than him.
America: HEY!
NCH: Dude I think you should listen to him. You want be able to win. He's the king of drinking my man.
Me: Well were about to see then huh? Your the judge.
Russia: Okay, if you insist.
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~few moments~
Me: Is. That. *HIC ups* all you got?
Russia: I'm. Just. *HIC ups* getting started.
NCH: Man, I think this is going to be tie.
Russia*looks a shot glass* I can do this. *put cup to mouth, then gags* oohh no I can't!
Me:* take cup and jug it down fast* ahhhh... Looks like I'm the queen of drinking now Russia boy! Hahaha!!
Me: I'm impressed. I think you need to go lay down.
Me: I'm fiiiinneee..
NCH: Your drunk.
Me: shhhhhhh....
*France walks in*
France: why Russia throwing up in the kitchen sink?
NCH: Dummy here wanted to have a drinking contest with him and sadly he lost.
France:*gasps* he lost? Wow.
Me: heyyy there cutie. Wanna go somewhere else? Ughhh I got a headache. *leans on France*
France: *shakes head* come on our, let take you to the living room and lay you down on the couch.
NCH*looks at readers* The shit I go through *sighs* Lemme check on my Russian warrior.
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De TodoHello there chaps! This is my first randomness well derpness! I hope u enjoy it! feel free to comment and vote, message me, whatever! Cya!
