Me:Hmmmm*looks around for my surroundings* coast clear.*drinks some of Russia's vodka* Oooooweeeee! Just one more sips. Nahhhh*gulps it down*
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NCH: France,calm down and tell me what happened last night.
France: Admin. Was. The. Man!*starts crying*
NCH: Oh My God! What she do?
France: Well....
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France:* laying in the bed reading Fifty Shades Of Grey ¯\_(ツ)_/¯*
Me:*super drunk*Francis, the underwear. Lose them.
France: Excuse moi?
Me: You heard me, lose the underwear.
France: Amour, I think you need to a
Me: TAKE THEM OFF!!
France:*shakily taking them off* o-okay a-amour.
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Me*snoring in the bed wearing a bra*
NCH: Aye, yo! Wake up!
Me:*groans* hmmm?
NCH: Get your ass up!
Me: What? Ahh.. My head.
France:*standing beside NCH scared*
Me: What's wrong sweetie?
France: You don't remember?
Me: Remember what?
France: Last night?
Me: Noo.. What happened?
NCH:*picks up vodka bottle* you were drunk and you kinda half raped francey pants here.
Me:*wide eyes* no no no nooo! I don't remember! What did I do?!
France:*whispers in my ear*
Me:*gasps* Oh Gawd! No wonder I feel... Wonderful and half naked. Francis I'm sooo fucking sorry!!
France: Its alright, you didn't mean it and hey. You were good*winks* bit scared the hell out of me!
Russia*yells from downstairs* HEY WHO DRUNK MY VODKA?!
Me: Oops....
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NCH: So everything's cleared about this situation.
Everyone: *nods*
NCH: But I got one question.
America:*mumbles what are those?*
NCH: Not funny right now.
America: Sorry.
NCH: Okay, you two.
Me & France:*looks at each other*
NCH: Did you two get tested?
Me: Huh?
NCH: You know...*stares down crotch area*
Me: Ohh....no?
NCH: *sighs* You know about his past right?
Me:*hisses* Oh yea....
NCH: I'm sorry, but we gotta check you.
Me: What you mean check?
NCH:*walks closer to me* It's the only way.
Me:*backs away* You ain't checking nobody! *bumps into Russia and Germany*
Russia: Sorry Admin.
Me: What?!
NCH:*clicks fingers* Get her.
Germany: Sorry libe. *picks me up and lands me on a table*
Me: What y'all doing to me?!
NCH: I'm not losing you to a disease! *opens my mouth and looks inside*
Russia:*still holding me down* Aren't you being too hard?
NCH: Shush it babe I know what I'm doing. *squeezes my boobs*
Me:Bruhh stop!
NCH: Nope. *pats my stomach and crotch area like Goku* We're gonna have to go in dry.
Me: HUH?!
*everything turns into a dark cult*
Everyone:*dressed in a cult suit*
NCH: Turn her over.
Me: Wait, you serious?! *gets turned over*
NCH: Austria.
Me: Not him!
Austria:*appears while slipping on doctor gloves* Someone was a bad girl wasn't she?
Me: No! Anything but this!
Austria: Cavity check! *swings arm down*
Me: NO!!!
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Germany: Admin?
Me:*wrestling in the bed while yelling like James Brown*GET YOUR HAND OUTTA MY ASS!! HAALLLPPPP!!!!
NCH: YOOOO! WAKE UP!
Me:*Wakes up*HUH? WHAT? WHO?
NCH & Germany*stares wide eyes*
Me: What happened?
NCH:*points at reader-chan* You know they're reading this right?!
Me: What I said?
Germany:Well.. You said...*whispers*
Me: Oh myyy...
NCH:*well it's only just a dreammm*
America:*pops out of no where* It was all a dream, I used to read up magazines!
Me: I need a drink.
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Hetalia Derpness ヽ(^。^)丿
DiversosHello there chaps! This is my first randomness well derpness! I hope u enjoy it! feel free to comment and vote, message me, whatever! Cya!
