England: Hey admin can you bring me a soda please?
Me: Coke or Pepsi?
England: Pepsi
Me: Hot or cold?
England: Um cold?
Me: Cup or bottle?
England*getting annoyed* Bottle!
Me: Oz. Or litter?
England: I'm going to kill you!
Me: Slowly or painfully?
England*raging*PAINFULLY!
Me: Weapons or no weapons?
England: GET OUT OF HERE!!
Me: Now or tomorrow?
England: Get You Pest!
NCH*walks by* Cockroach or rat bruh?
England:ARRGGHHHH!!!!
Me*leaves while smirking* Mad or nahh?

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