Me: Hey um sis?
Nch: Yo? Wassup?
Me: Some chick is trying to get with Ivan my boy. He keep telling her he got a girlfriend that he loves.
Nch: WHAT?!*sees the twat* excuse me.
Me: Uh ohh.....
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Some chick: Come on, I can show you a good time better than that whatever she is.
Russia: No, my sunflower is all I need. I do not want to be with you now can you please leave me alone, I have to go see my little sunflower.
Some Chick:*grabs Ivan and kisses*
Me:*gasps* oohhh my gaawd!!
Ivan*eyes wide as a basketball*
Some chick: I hope you remember this*winks and walks away*
Me: Russia my boy you might want to move back.
Russia: Why?*sees nc running in full speed* ohhhh!
Some chick*walking then stops* What the?
Nch:AARRGGHHHHH!!!!!*football tackles the chick*
Me: Daaaaaaaamn!!!!
Nch: Now if you would excuse me.*grabs Ivan and leaves*
Me*standing over the girl* YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
Nch:Uhh yo my boy, look at France.
Me*looks at some girl feeling up on him* Oh okayy.
France: U-uhh can you stop that.
Some bitch:I can steal you away from that bimbo, I mean look at me and look at her.
Me:*does Arabic yell while running in super fast speed*
France: Uh ohh shouldn't have said that!
Some bitch*standing there dumbfounded, gets football* UUGHH!
Me: Don't mess with the bull. Come on sweetie!
France: God that's why I love you!!
Nch:*standing over the girl* YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN BOBBING AND WEAVING!!
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Hetalia Derpness ヽ(^。^)丿
De TodoHello there chaps! This is my first randomness well derpness! I hope u enjoy it! feel free to comment and vote, message me, whatever! Cya!
