Hetalia Derpness ヽ(^。^)丿

That time

NCH: So France whatcha been up too lately?

France: Oh nothing, actually I was going to get my cuddle wuddle bunny a gift! I hope she likes-*demonic scream* what the hell was that?!

Me:*demonic screams again*

NCH: Aw shit! I'll be back!

France: OK be careful

*NCH goes upstairs, then France hears a lot of thudding and glass breaking*

NCH: Calm down! Calm down! Jesus I hate when your like this! I'll be back, hang on!

France: WHAT WAS THAT!?

NCH: That was your cuddle wuddle bunny, she gets like that when... You know, the cycle thing.

France:*looks dumbfounded*

NCH: Ugh! She's on her period! Geez

France: Ohhh! I must go to her at once!

NCH: I wouldn't go up there if I were you.

France: nonsense, she needs me! I'm coming amouruex!!!

NCH: Lord be by his side, he's gonna need it.

France: Amoureux, how you feeling? Why you looking at me like that? OK calm dow- HELP ME!!!*glass breaking and lot of thudding*

France: OMG!!!

NCH: told not to go up there, be back, she needs chocolate.

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Me: I did that?! Oops my bad.

France got a black eye:Oh it's nothing.

NCH: Well, good thing it wasn't me.

France: huh?

Me: She's ten times worst than me, one time she tried to kill me. I gave her some kit Kat's and twix and she snapped out of it.

NCH:*glass breaks in the kitchen* WHERES MY TWIX?!

Me&France: Aw shit!