Hetalia Derpness ヽ(^。^)丿

French Words

Me*reading a Learn How To Speak French book* ooohhh let's see if I can pronounce these!

~few hours later~

England: Hello love!

Me: Ca va!

England: What?

Me: I said what's up in French.

England: Oh okay, well what else you learned?

Me: A lot of stuff, you don't want to know.

England: Never mind then.

Me*shrugs, then walk away*

*****
Me and sis*looking at the guys*

Me: Mmm see that "Beau Gosse" over there?

NCH: One. What does that mean and two, who?!

Me: Hot guy and duhhh my Francis of course!

NCH: Oh brother.

*****

Me and NCH *arguing over the last piece of candy*

Me: No! I saw it first and its mine!

NCH: No! I saw it first, you wasn't even worried about it till I said something!

France: Amour, she's right you really wasn't worried about it till she said something about it.

Me: You stay out of this!

France*gulps*

NCH: Well guess what sister soldier, its MINE!

Russia: Brie, Sunflower please don't fight over a piece of candy, there always time to go to the store and buy some more!

Me: You know what?! "Va the faire foutre"!

France and NCH*gasps*

Me*turns around and goes to my room*

Russia: What did she say?

France: Umm, well she said...

NCH: She said F*ck You.

Russia: Ooohhhh....

France: I'll go upstairs and 'try' to calm her down.

******

Me: ZUT! ZUUT! ZUUUUUT!!!

NCH: What's up with you home?

Me: My nail polish messed up!

NCH: Ohh, and what were you shouting?

Me: Damn.

NCH: makes sense now.