Did you know in France, you can marry a dead corpse?! Ewwww!!! But awkwardly sweet? Anyways I think its crazy.
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Me: Francis, I got a question.
France: Yes mi amour?
Me: If I died, would you marry my dead corpse? Because I heard in France you can marry a dead corpse.?
France: To be honest... I would.
Me:..........
Me*sees coffin in the closet with my name on*
Me: WHAT ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT?!
France: Uh Uhh, its a present for your birthday!
Me: MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 MONTHS!
NCH* walks in with a katana sword with blood but actually strawberry juice on it* What's up?
Me:*wide eyed, looks at France and NCH* OH HELL NAAWWWWWWW!
NCH: Wait! I was practing and end up cutting some berries!
Me*jumps out window and lands in pool*
France: Is she dead?!
NCH: nope she's a swimming away.
France: Dangg
NCH: Wait, your joking right?* points sword, and does the cross sign* NBH your on your own!
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Hetalia Derpness ヽ(^。^)丿
RandomHello there chaps! This is my first randomness well derpness! I hope u enjoy it! feel free to comment and vote, message me, whatever! Cya!
