WELL SWEET MOTHER OF TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ!! I GOT 1.9K READS!!! IM SOOO HAPPY! THANKS READER-CHANS! -VIRTUAL HUGS YOU GUYS- THANKS!!!
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Me: HEY GUYS, HOW DO YALL FEEL ABOUT MY 1.9K READS?!*smile from ear to ear*
NCH: I think that's go-
???: *high pitch voice* Don't nobody really care!
Me: Who said that?!
NCH: You know that it's just us and the 2Ps right?
Me: It was you, wasn't it? *points at 2PAmerica*
Allen: Wasn't me.
Me: Was it you? *points at 2PItaly*
Luciano: Bitch! *chuckles*
Me: How about you? *points at 2PRomano*
Flavio: No nigga!
Me: Hmmm....it was you. It has to be. *looks at 2PRussia*
Viktor: Bitch, what makes you think I care in the first place? And you know damn well I can't make my voice that high.
Me: Who you think you talkin to?! Mr. Big Billy Badass just because you're a COMMUNIST doesn't mean I'll whoop yo ass!
Viktor: *jumps from his seat* First of all bitch.......*rest in Russian*
NCH: *Google Translates* OH SH*T!
Me: What the hell did you just say?
NCH: *turns the computer screen*
Me: Mother- *picks up a glass vase*
~Slow Motion~
NCH: NOOOOOOOOO!
*CRASH*
~Normal~
Allen: Annnd he's out.
Me: Anybody need something to say?!
Everybody: *shakes their heads fast*
Glenda: What the heck Zhanna?! Why did you make me say that?
NCH: What?! Glenda I thought we were cool?
Glenda: She made me say it! I didn't want to anyways! *points at 2PMe*
Me: Oh for fucks sake!
Zhanna: What?
Me: Okay, I'm gonna say it again. HOW DO YA'LL FEEL ABOUT MY 1.9K?!
Everybody: *nods their head and give compliments and thumbs up*
Me: Good. Now somebody help me pick this Russian up.
NCH: I'll try.
Viktor: *groans*
NCH: Maybe not! See he's fine! *shakes*
Me: -sighs- LUTZ! FRONT IN CENTER!
2pGermany: Yes Ma'am! *picks up Viktor*
Zhanna: My man is sooo strong, mmm mmm mmm!
NCH: *stares at Lutz* Sweet mother of...
Russia: Eyes front Miss.
NCH*Looks back, then stares at Matt*
Russia:*sighs, picks up NCH and leaves*
Me: What a day, what a damn day.
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