*Me & France walking at the park holding hands*
Me: The weather is nice out tonight.
France: Oui, it is. The moon is so bright and beautiful, not as beautiful as you!*kisses my cheeks*
Me:Aaaww, that's so sweet! That's why I love you.
France: I love you too amour.
*Me & France continued to walk until I stopped*
France: Is something the matter love?
Me: There's something I have to tell you.
France: What is it?
Me: I'm not like the other girls.
France: Of course your not, that's why I love you.
Me: No, I mean I'm different.
*creepy ass music plays*
Me*starts grunting and bending over in pain*
France: Love are you alright?! What's wrong?!
Me*eyes turn golden and voice changes*
GET AWAY! RUN!
France*screams like a girl*
Me:*yelling in pain, and transforming into a werecat*
France:*still standing there screaming like a lil bitch*
Me*roars and looks around*
France*starts running into the woods*
Me*howls then takes off into the woods*
France* tries to run fast but having to stop for air*
Me*howls again, then punch a tree then it falls because i ran into without looking*
France* takes off again, runs in a different direction*
Me*pounce on France out of no where*
France*scared shitless* Ahhhhh help!!!!!
Me*gets closer, then attacks*
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NCH: Oh SHIT!*throws popcorn in the air from being scared*
France:This is not scary to me.
NCH: Bruhh are you kidding didn't you just see how she ripped his eye out?!
Me: Yeah, that was hilarious!
NCH: You need help*jumps again from the gunshots in the movie* FAK!
Russia:Don't worry sunflower I'll protect you*hugs nch*
NCH: Thanks sweetie!*cuddles*
America:*sneaks up behind NCH and grabs her* BOO!
NCH*gladiatored him*
I told not to do that!
America: owwwwwww.......
England: Thats what you get. Always trying to scare somene. Remember when you scared Italy?
America: Don't bring that up. I still got a bruise.!
Me: Okay let's go guys, chicken butt is scared and drama queen is bored.
NCH: Hey! I have nightmares!
France: I am of a drama queen!
Me&England: Yeah Yeah Yeah...
*Everyone leaves the movie theater*
Me: Y'all I want to sing a song!
America: I got the perfect one!*plays thriller*
Me: Awww yeahhh.
*France&England, Nch, Russia* PokerFace*
Me*singing like michael Jackson*
............
Me: I got one question. Why did we walk across the cemetary and we stay on the opposite side?
*Zombies start coming out of their graves and walking towards us*
*All of us stops and look around as we're being surrounded by zombies*
*France and NCH keeps spinning around and then stops to see us as zombies*
*me,England, America, and Russia are zombies*
*France and NCH gasped*
NCH: What the FAk!!!
France: i just shitted on myself.
*All three of us start dancing with the zombies, then turn back to normal singing again*
*France and NCH takes off running in an old building*
*We follow them*
NCH: Oh man oh man oh man!!!! Lock the doors and windows!!
France:*blocks doors with chairs* This cant be happening! Im scared! I want my love!!!
NCH:You? I want my love machine!!!
*zombie punches the window*
*Both screaming holding on to each other*
Zombie england:*breaks through the door and falls over*
Zombie russia*holding a metal pipe* Brraaiinnnssss!!!! *Looks at NCH and smirks*
NCH: oh god help!!!
Zombie america:*eats a hamburger*
Zombie admin*bust through the wall behind france and nch*
Zombie admin: Brraaaaiooinnnsss!!!
*All zombies closing in on them and touch them*
*France and NCH screams awake*
Me: whats the problem??
France: I thought it was real*breathing heavly*
Rissia: are u okay sunflower?
Was it a nightmate?
NCH:Ive never been so scared of my life i thought i was going to die!
Russia: you just had a bad dream thats all.
America: I think we should go home now, im pretty tired myself*yawns*
England: America is right we should head home.
Me: Come on lover boy!
France: coming my cuddle bear!
*Everybody headed towards the door,me, america, russia, and england turn our heads, eyes glowing, and starts laughing*
NCH: Ugh why y'all laughing like that??
Me: shit! Cut the tape off! Cut the tape off!!
America:*struggling to cut it off*
Me*takes the remote and cuts it off, then the screen goes static*
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!
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De TodoHello there chaps! This is my first randomness well derpness! I hope u enjoy it! feel free to comment and vote, message me, whatever! Cya!
