-Me, NCH, & Poland driving-
Poland:*texting and driving*Me:*looks over at Poland's phone and make the face on the picture*
Poland:What?
Me:Sooo, fuck my life huh?
Poland:Seriously?
NCH:*in the backseat* You need to drive instead of texting!
Poland:Nigga stay back there! Bitch.
NCH:Oh hell naw! Stop the car!
Poland:*stops the car* Why?
NCH:*gets out the car and opens the driver door*
Me:What you doing?
NCH:*smacks Poland's head* Get in the back seat! I'm driving!
Poland:*gets out the car into the back seat* Who do you think you are?! You're only fifteen!
NCH:Look at me. Look at me bitch.
Poland:WHAT?!
Me:I'm the captain now.
-A few moments later-
Me:bruh, you sure you know how to drive?
NCH:*driving 10 miles* I got this woman!
Police officer:*walks towards NCH* Ma'am can you stop the car and step out?*NCH:Sure. *Stops there car and gets out*
Me:Oh boy.
NCH:*talking to the officer until*
Hey, wanna see a magic trick?Officer:*sighs* Sure.
NCH:*snaps his neck* I'm Wayne Brady bitch! *runs back to the car*
Me:What the fuck?!
Poland:Why did you do that?!
NCH:I wasn't going down! *speeds up*
-A few hours later-
Me:And that's why I'm scared of NCH when she starts driving soon.NCH:You'll thank me later!
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AléatoireHello there chaps! This is my first randomness well derpness! I hope u enjoy it! feel free to comment and vote, message me, whatever! Cya!