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Hello there chaps! This is my first randomness well derpness! I hope u enjoy it! feel free to comment and vote, message me, whatever! Cya!

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by nyaishaaa

by nyaishaaa

-Me, NCH, & Poland driving-
Poland:*texting and driving*

Me:*looks over at Poland's phone and make the face on the picture*

Poland:What?

Me:Sooo, fuck my life huh?

Poland:Seriously?

NCH:*in the backseat* You need to drive instead of texting!

Poland:Nigga stay back there! Bitch.

NCH:Oh hell naw! Stop the car!

Poland:*stops the car* Why?

NCH:*gets out the car and opens the driver door*

Me:What you doing?

NCH:*smacks Poland's head* Get in the back seat! I'm driving!

Poland:*gets out the car into the back seat* Who do you think you are?! You're only fifteen!

NCH:Look at me. Look at me bitch.

Poland:WHAT?!

Me:I'm the captain now.

-A few moments later-

Me:bruh, you sure you know how to drive?

NCH:*driving 10 miles* I got this woman!
Police officer:*walks towards NCH* Ma'am can you stop the car and step out?*

NCH:Sure. *Stops there car and gets out*

Me:Oh boy.

NCH:*talking to the officer until*
Hey, wanna see a magic trick?

Officer:*sighs* Sure.

NCH:*snaps his neck* I'm Wayne Brady bitch! *runs back to the car*

Me:What the fuck?!

Poland:Why did you do that?!

NCH:I wasn't going down! *speeds up*

-A few hours later-
Me:And that's why I'm scared of NCH when she starts driving soon.

NCH:You'll thank me later!