France*hangs on my leg* Pleease dont go!
Me: I'll be back sweetie, its just for 3 days. And please let go of my leg!
France: Noo! Im not letting you go!
England: Frog, just let her go, he ride is on their way!
France: I dont care!
Me*sighs*France you got 3 seconds to get off me.
NCH: Bruhh i think you should like move away. I mean its scorpio season if you know what i mean.
Germany:*sighs, holding the bridge of his nose* Russia can you help me fet him off her?
Russia: Sure!
France: Okay im up!
Me: I'll be back before you know it, I promise.
France: You promise?
Me: yes i promise. And when I do come back *whispers in his ear*
France:*blushes hard*
Me: Okay?
France: Okay!
NCH: I dont even want to know what you told him.
Me: Business, mind your business*smirks*
NCH: You just as nasty as him!
Me: I know you aint talking! Remember that time you told me what you want to do to "Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine"
Russia: Ooh my, sunflower!
NCH: shhhh!!!!! Dont tell everybody!
Me: Anyways my ride is here! Bye guys!
Everyone: Byee!! Be safe!!
~~~2 days later~~~
Me*walk through the door* Guys Im home!!!!
Everyone*come running towards the door*
France: Amoureux!!!
Italy: Admin is back!!
NCH: Whats crackin cuz!
Me: Everyone i got something to show yall*opens jacket and my stomach looks like im 6 months pregnant*
Everyone*gasps*
France*faints*
NCH*still smiling*
Others*wide eyes*
Me: Chill out guys its just food!
NCH: Phew! I thought i was an aunt for a minute!
Me: You would love that would'nt you?
NCH: Yeeahhhhhh!
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Hetalia Derpness ヽ(^。^)丿
RandomHello there chaps! This is my first randomness well derpness! I hope u enjoy it! feel free to comment and vote, message me, whatever! Cya!
