Me: Yo Germany I'm taking you out today!
Germany: Okay and where?
Me: Not telling! Come one birthday boy!
Germany:*sighs* I hope its not stupid
Me: Oh you'll like it!!
~Few hours later~
Nch: I wonder where sis took him.
Prussia: 5 bucks they went to a karaoke bar and he got drunk. Trust me I know.
Germany*falls through the door singing "I will always love you"
Me: I. Am. Not. Taking. Him. There. Again. I need a drink myself.
Nch: ha, guess you was right.
Me*yells from the kitchen* and the bad part he started stripping and I had to grab him and left!
Germany:Pour some sugar on me baabyy!
Prussia: I got to record this!

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Hetalia Derpness ヽ(^。^)丿
RandomHello there chaps! This is my first randomness well derpness! I hope u enjoy it! feel free to comment and vote, message me, whatever! Cya!