Tipsy

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Me: Yo Germany I'm taking you out today!

Germany: Okay and where?

Me: Not telling! Come one birthday boy!

Germany:*sighs* I hope its not stupid

Me: Oh you'll like it!!

~Few hours later~

Nch: I wonder where sis took him.

Prussia: 5 bucks they went to a karaoke bar and he got drunk. Trust me I know.

Germany*falls through the door singing "I will always love you"

Me: I. Am. Not. Taking. Him. There. Again. I need a drink myself.

Nch: ha, guess you was right.

Me*yells from the kitchen* and the bad part he started stripping and I had to grab him and left!

Germany:Pour some sugar on me baabyy!

Prussia: I got to record this!

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