Info~ cute and slightly smutty. It's Halloween. Reader and Tammy are married.
(Tammy is definitely a Pinterest mom. This is not up for debate)🍂•••
Crisp autumn leaves fall from the trees lining the street. Some whirl around in the wind landing on the window sills. You stand in the kitchen lighting an array of fall scented candles. Warm Vanilla, Spiced Pumpkin, Apple Crisp.
The crackling of the pavement driveway echoed through the home. It was getting to be late in the evening, so she was home from work. Tammy's keys fumble in the door. You turn the knob beating her to it.
"Hello lovely" the blonde steps through the door, landing a you with a kiss. "You picked the kids up from my moms earlier right?" Tammy asks seeing as there are so children hugging her knees as soon as she got home. Considering it is dead silent without the childish screams of your little ones.
Your eyes go wide. Covering your gaping mouth. "Oh shit- Tam I'm so sorry I forgot." Tammy held the same expression as yours. "Y/N- that is an hour drive both ways we don't have time" Your wife stands in front of you irritated. She never gets too furious. You watch her expression as you try to keep a smile down.
Two small bodies dressed as their favorite superhero's creep up behind their mother, tiptoeing their way over. Hoping she doesn't turn around soon. They reach a close distance to her legs. Grabbing them with a loud scream, scarring their mother.
Tammy yelps with an oh my god! Immediately turning around taking her kids into her arms. The blonde looks back at you with a relieved smile but also a 'how dare you, you had me worried sick but I still love you.' Look
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Tammy stood in the kitchen dicing up some vegetables for the dinner she was making. Swaying her hips to a tune playing in her head. Suddenly the blondes movements come to a halt. A pair of arms wrap around her waist and a prop sword poking her side. "You stole my costume." Your voice grew husky in her ear.
Tammy put the real knife down. Turing to face you pressing her hands against the front of your shoulders. Tammy was outfitted in a pirate costume. A short distressed dress, a corset that upheld her breasts perfectly, and a hat almost comically too big. You mimicked the costume only in different colors.
"You told me you were going to be Cat Woman." Tammy questions kissing down your jawline. "You just wanted to see me in leather." Tammy shrugs her shoulders. "So what if I did." She continues down your neck ignoring the small pattering footsteps coming near. It took you to push her off in order to not get caught.
"Mama! We are ready!" The kids come downstairs with their trick or treat bags and costumes, which they've had on all day.
"Okay let me just finish up dinner then we can go." One of the kids let out a huff as the other one let out a sigh. "I promise there will be plenty of candy for everyone." You bend down eye level with them poking the tip of their noses.
"Yes, Exact-" Tammy cuts herself off for a tiny space of silence followed by a hollering scream. "Oh shit-" she'd yell. You turn around seeing blood all over the cutting board, her finger, and the knife that committed such acts.
Tammy never curses in front of the kids so you knew it was serious. "What happened?" You rush her hand over to the sink rinsing the blood off. "I don't know. The knife slipped and I wasn't paying attention" Tammy began to ramble. "Shh it's okay. How deep is it? Do we need to go to the hospital?" You as referring to the gash in her middle finger.
You guide her hand over to the counter patting towels on it, cleaning it. "Baby it's okay. I don't need that finger anyway." Tammy takes her hand back over to the wood board. "Yes you do- what are you doing.." the confusion and fear in your eyes speaks for itself.
Tammy aims the knife over her finger slamming it down over top of the limb. The kids scream in horror as "blood" pours out of the wound. The blonde can't keep it in anymore. She began to laugh at all of your faces. You fell for it.
Trick or treat.
You uncover your mouth from shock giving your wife a -are you fucking serious look. Tammy bends down to the kids showing them it was only a trick and the finger wasn't real. "See? Mommy's okay." She smiles kissing the tops of their heads. "Get your jackets and we'll go." She tells them.Tammy then comes back up, eye level with you. "See?" She shows you her finger. "Mommy's okay" the blondes voice low and raspy toned. "Now we are even." She whispers landing a kiss on your lips.
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Chilly air and rosy cheeks. Streetlights were flickering as the autumn wind blew on All Hallows' night. Small witches, vampires filled the streets, each one of them with cold faces and pink noses.
You and Tammy walked behind your kids hand in hand watching as they knocked on the neighbors doors holding out their bags filled with sugary sweets that you'd both be taking dips out of later.
The sun was starting to say it's goodnights to the town. Soon to say good morning to a new day and month in just a few hours.
"Moms" the kids start walking back towards you both. "We're cold." Each of them grab onto either of your legs. Tammy rubbing their backs for circulation. "I'm tired." One of them confessed. "But you still have a couple more houses, are you sure?" Tammy asks the little ones. They both look at each other and nod their head.
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"And the little brown bat lived happily ever after." You closed the book seeing as the twins were asleep silent. You tucked them into their blankets placing kisses on their foreheads and turning on a night light and closing the door behind you.
Once you got back downstairs, you were met with your wife cuddled on the couch watching a movie. "Are they asleep?" She sees you and moves over making room. "Out like a light." You moved your position closer to the blonde, holding her in your arms sharing the blankets.
"You know something?" Tammy hums. "I never got my treat." You whisper into the crook of her neck. She laughs quietly. "Is that so?" She gets up straddling your lap. Yours hands hold her waist as hers cup your cheeks kissing you slowly from your lips, to your jawline, down your neck. Tammy lifts herself away.
"Happy Halloween sweetheart."
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A/N- i NEVER update on here yet it's my most popular book? Math isn't mathing.
Happy Halloween/eve.. whatever time it is there <3
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