Mrs. Mayberry: *narrating* I was a good person, before it all went down... I was good my entire life.The scene opens with a shot of a red school house. Birds fly in the background. "Learning is fun" is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground. A bell on the roof rings. Mrs. Mayberry opens the classroom curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, Mrs. Mayberry writes "Good morning!" on the blackboard.
Mrs. Mayberry: Good morniiing!
She twirls around and catches her piece of chalk.
Mrs. Mayberry: I hope you all did your homework!
Several smiling students nod in a dance at their desks. A brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall.
The Teacher's Song begins.
Class: ♫ We love to do our homework, and we love our teacher, too! ♫
Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ Then, when I throw out these fun questions, you should know just what to do! ♫
Class: ♫ Okay! ♫
Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ Two plus six is... ♫
Class: ♫ Eight! ♫
Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ And good behavior's... ♫
Class: ♫ Great! ♫
Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ And now, it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date! ♫
Blonde boy: ♫ It's nine in the morning... ♫
Girl 1: ♫ On January 8th! ♫
Girl 2: ♫ The sun is out smiling! ♫
Dunce boy: ♫ And it's your husband's birthday! ♫
The class sings "la la la" while Mrs. Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches.
Mrs. Mayberry: *faces the class* Oh my stars! Stop singing, children! Hush up, now!
The class falls silent.
Mrs. Mayberry: I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!
Girl 2: Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!
(Voiceover blitzo): lemme take a huge guess she cheated on you and went and got revenge right?
Mrs. Mayberry: *narrating* (sigh) your not wrong You do everything right in life, play by all the rules... and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!
Blitzo: I mean, was she hotter?
Mayberry: (growls)
Blitzo: *smirks* I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits.
Mrs. Mayberry seethes in anger, her aura glowing red.
Blitzo: Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here.
Blitzo stands up and Mrs. Mayberry glares at him.
Blitzo: See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death...
Mrs. Mayberry clenches her fist. Her red aura glows again.
Blitzo: ...frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop!
Mrs. Mayberry: *clenches her claws* Not... all of them. That whore survived. Now, they all call her a hero.
Mrs. Mayberry *narrating* Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!

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If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanfictionBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun