Target location: ANTARTICA
(Near McMurdo station)
Description: a man eating beast
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IMP fall through the Asmoduen Crystal portal all landing roughly
Blitzo stands up freezing
Blitzo: OOOH That was a big jump!
Millie: (Brrrrr)
Saba: (shaking in a coat) sh-sh-sh-shit!
Blitzo: Christ on a stick I'm freezing my Cock off! Where is that thing supposed to be?!
Millie: client said it was near the research station
Moxxie: th-th-that research station?
Blitzo trembles due to the low temperatures walking up to the abandoned station Saba follows behind while moxxie looks at the state of the station
Moxxie: Oh crumbs! That can't be good...
Saba walks inside with blitzo
Blitzo: oh shi-yikes!
Saba: Damn! Everything's a wreck...and the people...geez...what a cold way to go...no pun intended..
Millie: look at them...they were torn to SHREDS! I've seen W-wrath beasts! Brutal than this
Moxxie: What or who could have done this?
Saba: had to have been something large...
The silence was broken by a loud
GROOOWL
Saba bolted to the window
Saba: LOOK!
What looks to have been a walrus was inching its way towards us
Blitzo: okay moxxie get up top Millie cover the entrances Saba you hold the fort with me
Moxxie: Yes sir!
Moxxie opens a hatch on the roof to a vantage point
Millie guards the door
Saba along with blitzo takes a couple of shots at it
The shots appear to do nothing but moxxie aims for the head and Focuses hard on the target
Breathe in
Shoots
And out
The head explodes and slides to the steps
Saba: WEHEY! Ding dong the beast is dead!
Blitzo: guess he met his match (heh) eat shit polar slut! Great job mox now let's get out of this frozen fuck hole!
Millie: hold it blitz... (Millie examines the scars while Saba's alter ego vindicator speaks in his mind warning him of the horror above the glacier)
Saba: Uh guys..?
Millie look at these marks They weren't made by no bullets... and here...bite marks...
Saba: Guys?
Blitzo: this slut wasn't running toward us
Millie: He was running away from something else...
Saba: Guys!
Blitzo/Millie: What?!
Saba points to the snowy horizon
Moxxie: LOOK!
It was a single penguin...
Blitzo: DROP HIM!
Saba: Roger! (Shoots gun)
Penguin falls face forward
Suddenly hundreds of penguins appears over the ice wall
Saba: Oh bugger...
Millie: Welp maybe those ones are nice...
After a minute the penguins all charge too use
Saba: NOT FRIENDLY DEFINITELY NOT FRIENDLY!!!!
Moxxie: time to go
Saba and Millie blockade the door from the penguin frenzy
Saba: BLITZ PORTAL NOW!
Blitzo: I can't make it just go! I'm still trying to use this damn thing!
Blitzo tried attempting to make it work but it doesn't do anything
Saba: Have you tried (grunt) kissing it?!
Blitzo: The fuck?!
Saba: Blitzo asmoduen crystals activate to lust at times! I've seen Azzy done it before you can too!
Blitzo tries licking it
Saba: FUCK!
Moxxie: oh for satan sake! (Kisses the Crystal on his hand)
Saba looks to Millie who looks at him smug
Millie: I taught him that...
The portal opens up while moxxie wipes his mouth
Moxxie: can we go now?
Moxxie and blitz enter the portal while Saba and Millie jump out of the way and see a gas can hit
Saba tosses Millie a packet of matches and she throws it into the gas can causing an explosion
Saba: *BURN IN HOLY FIRE*
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If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanfictionBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun
