If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss

Enter the hotel

The limousine was silent it honestly surprised saba a little bit

looking at Charlie curled up into a ball then to vaggie who's eye twitched in anger

Angel dust started playing with the window until he noticed the tension

Angel Dust: *taking notice* ...What?

Vaggie: "What?", "WHAT?!" What were you DOING?!

Angel Dust: *sighs* I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Helping friends with stuff?

Vaggie: Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!

Angel Dust: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! *Inhales* It wasn't that bad, anyway. *proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller*

Vaggie throws a folded pocket knife at the window roller surprising both angel and saba nearly scratching Saba's head

Saba:

Angel Dust: Aw, come on! I had to! *My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona! *suggestively pushes up chest floof*

Vaggie: Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! *gestures at a defeated Charlie* Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!

Angel Dust: *scoffs* No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! This thing have any liquor?

Vaggie: Can you please just try to take this seriously?

Angel Dust: Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby! *snaps finger at her while smiling*

Vaggie: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!

Angel Dust: *groans* Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!

Vaggie: I'm gonna kill 'im.

Angel Dust: Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it

Vaggie: *angrily, as she grits her teeth* ¡Con una mierda malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake you bastard son of-!)

Saba: *thoughts* this is getting heated too much

Angel Dust: Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! *looks out the limousine window* You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here! *laughing*

Vaggie: You're one to talk. *smiles smugly*

Angel Dust: Hey! *motions to his body* This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, *pushes up chest fluff and takes out a letter* and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!

Saba:*thoughts* I feel bad for the mailbox now

Angel looks to saba

Angel: speaking of fans~

Saba: not gonna happen no way no how

Angel: oh playing hard to get huh?~

Saba: *scoffs*

Vaggie: Grrr...

Charlie: That was really uncool, y'know, Angel.

Vaggie: "Uncool"? After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! All thanks to *points at him* you and your selfish bullshit!