The scene opens with an exterior shot of I.M.P Headquarters. Cut to the inside of the office with Moxxie holding his signature mug and Loona texting on her phone. Moxxie looks around.
Moxxie: *softly claps twice* You know, I checked the scale today. *inhales And it said I lost two pounds this week.
Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone, much to his annoyance.
Moxxie: I. Am not. FAT!
Saba: then don't mention your workout keep the chicks guessing I mean I lifted a train as a workout
Loona:(blushing) you could lift a train?!
Saba: whoops slipped out
Cut to the front door kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.
Saba: someones riled up today
Millie: *mumbling angrily* Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!
Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the it disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie looks at her, disturbed so does Saba.
Moxxie: Millie, honey. Is everything okay?
Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down.
Millie: Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex. *tail twitches*
Saba: oof hope it wasn't rough mills
Millie: *retracts knife* He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock."
Saba: ah classic dickheads not a new thing round here
Millie: *raises voice* Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—
Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitzo enters the room on his phone shortly after.
Blitzo: What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!
Moxxie: Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned—
He holds up a photo of two imps making out in horse suits.
Moxxie: What is this?
Blitzo: Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them.
Saba: blitzo what the actual fuck?! (Gags) oh screw putting these back I'm burning them
Blitzo: NO WAIT DONT!!—
Saba snapped his fingers and the pictures disintegrated in a instant
Blitzo: m-my research
Saba: leave em on your computer and NOT a filing cabinet and for everyone's sake blitz NO ONE wants to see that
Cut to blitzos office
Blitzo: Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?
Cut to the inside of a mansion, with a businessman holding a lit cigar, and his chair facing a green fireplace.
Client: Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate.
Blitzo: Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore.
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If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanfictionBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun
