A/n: OH LAWD HERE WE GO
Blitzo: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
Saba twisted the knob to a different soundtrack
Clint Eastwood gorillaz
Saba: "I ain't happy I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I ain't useless but not fo long my future is comin on"
Blitzo turned to him
Blitzo: Saba! What did I tell you about the bosses raid-
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-
Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Saba (who's seatbelt wasn't on) slammed into the front window Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE"
Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.
Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
Saba grabs the megaphone from him
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels Saba was shocked and lowered his glasses
Saba/Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!
Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.
Verosika: Blitz-o
Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.
Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Saba: Damn!...
Blitzo gave Saba a WTF? Look and looked back to verosika
Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.
Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".
Saba: didn't know he had a sister...
Verosika looks to Saba confused
Verosika: you here for an autograph or something?
Saba: uh I'm working for him
Verosika: wasting your time with this... guy?
Saba: well the job make the greens if not I have an auto shop in a work in progress
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If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanficBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun
