Saba was finally out of the hospital slightly recovering from strikers minor assault at Ozzie's
Saba opened the door to the imp building
Saba: hey guys I'm home
Loona jumped onto saba hugging him tightly licking his cheek
Saba: (laughing) oh I missed you too
Blitzo: hah finally your back!
Saba: yeah but sorry blitz I think I'm gonna have to lay low on murdering but do call when you need backup
Blitzo gave a subtle thumbs up
Moxxie: sir? The portal is about to close
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Loona: normally it's boring answering the phones here but with you I'll make an exception
Saba: (cuddles up with loona on the couch) let's see what's on the T.V
Saba flips through channels then stops on the news
Katie killjoy: -in other news that whores boyfriend Sebastian or whatever his name is is out of the hospital due to him taking an angelic bullet to the chest he rightly deserved
Loona growled
Saba: easy girl I got another solution
Saba texted the news station
Katie killjoy: we got a caller your on the air
Saba: hey Katie?
Katie killjoy: yes?
Saba: go fuck yourself barbie reject the entire crew has to maintain that look of yours and it's Saba by the way (hangs up)
Katie was angry that her pen got crushed and the ink ran down her hand
Saba shut off the T.V
Saba: *sigh* that took some steam off my shoulders
Loona: do you think she's ever going to get tired?
Saba: she probably runs on news rage and pure alcohol
Loona: how do you know
Saba: when Charlie went to the news I could smell her breath just by sitting down (gags)
Few minutes go by and Saba's phone rings off the hook
Saba: hello? Oh hey via! . . . Whoa whoa whoa calm down breathe what happened?. . . Yeah? . . . Oh. . . Oh I see . . . I'll be there ASAP no don't you do anything yet stay there
Loona: what is it?
Saba: stolas he . . . He's finally snapped he wants to divorce Stella
Loona: oh . . .
Saba: stay here if blitzo mox and mills get back tell em the news and that I'm at stolas place
Saba ran down the hallway and hit the down button
Finally he got into his car and sped off
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Saba walked up the stairs to the goetia mansion but before he touched the door handle the door swung open and knocked him into the bushes
Saba: (muffled) ow
Out walked Stella absolutely pissed
Saba: you know you should watch where you open doors
Stella: fuck off you peasant!!
Saba: (thoughts) oh if you weren't Octavia's mother I'd roast you all the way to Kentucky
Saba slipped through
Saba: Stolas! . . . Via?! . . . Hello?
Saba heard crying and ran upstairs
Saba busted open the door and went to the balcony
Stolas sat there crying mascara running down his face holding his face
Saba: rough night?
Stolas was shocked and looked up
Stolas: saba!? . . .
Saba: via filled me in . . . So your putting the foot down?
Stolas: (sighs) yes I'm afraid so
Saba sat next to him on the balcony
Saba: you know what's she's going to try to do right?
Stolas: (nods)
Saba looks up at the night sky a reddish star flies over the dark sky
Saba: you remind me of my father. . . He always looked out for his family we'd talk laugh cry . . . I need to know something though
Stolas: what?
Saba: do you think she will try to take via away?
Stolas looks down
Saba: when I first met via we were just little gremlins (chuckle) she'd beg you for hours to invite me over
Stolas slightly chuckled but his face turned to sad and concerned
Stolas: I trust you with my daughter . . . I doubt Stella would care but she would be not as happy to find out that you both have feelings for each other
Saba: yeah. . . But you need to be there for her when she needs you. . . Do you have any plans with her you promised?
(A not so big hint of seeing the stars in the human world)
Stolas: I do believe so
Saba: do both me and via a favor
Saba put a hand on stolas shoulder
Saba: be the best dad you could ever be
Stolas expression softened and nodded
Saba: now with your permission i need to go help your little starlight with this bit of info
Stolas: (chuckles) permission granted
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Stella: (on the phone) AND HES A DICK SUCKING ##### THAT ############# AND #########
Striker (sadly having to deal with this) has his information has both targets he just needs to hunt them down in a difficult spot
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Next: Seeing stars
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If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanfictionBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun
