If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss

Apology tour

Our scene opens on water filling a large pool. Stolas lays down in a lounge chair beside a tea table under a royal tent in the garden, reading a botany book. Blitzo appears a little ways away, climbing over the brick wall. Saba holding blitzo up and stumbling a bit

Blitzo: Heeeello, hello, hello, Stolas!

Stolas takes notice, but scowls at Blitzo for the harsh and heart breaking words he said the previous. he covers his face in his book as Blitzo gets a slight push and falls into the bushes,

Saba: (whispers from the wall) Don't fuck this up please...

climbing out, yanking a carnivorous plant off of biting his elbow as he walks up to talk.

Blitzo: You haven't been answering my texts, and i sent you a bunch a' funny shit. so what gives?

Stolas: I was hoping my lack of "ha ha"s in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator i didn't want to talk right now.

Blitzo: Oh, come on Stolas, we just had a rough night. 'sides, you always want to hear from me.

Trying to get his attention, Blitzo uses his finger to press down the middle of the book so he and Stolas would be eye to eye. Stolas sighs as he closes the book in his hand.

Stolas: Blitz, what is it you want?

Blitzo: I wanna feel like i'm EARNING my way to Earth! Kay? So get your tight feathered ass out of that lounge chair and into bedroom so i can FUCK it!

Blitzo climbs on top of Stolas as he speaks, but the Goetia prince was not in the mood. So, he frowns as he gets out of the chair ant to the tea table.

Stolas: (sarcastically) wow. Poetry. i'm sure such a statement would've had me swooning by now.

Blitzo: I- sh- yeah, we- okay, that was a shit way for me to say it. But you usually like it when i talk dirty and shitty and fuck-y.

Stolas stops in his tracks, and turns his head to scowl at the spotted imp, the sound effect of a crow cawing being heard.

Blitzo: Oh come on, we don't do words! We do sex!

Saba peering over the wall face palms then a plant attacks his arm startling him

Stolas: As shocking as this may seem, Blitz, *eye twitches* I don't think i'm in the mood to *finger quotes* "do sex" with you. In fact, i don't think i'm even in the mood to do WORDS with you! *walks off* so how about you respect that?

Blitzo: *follows* oh come on, Stolas. you don't mean that. You always love seeing this~.

Stolas: Seeing you right now is hard enough! i don't want to feel worse than i already do!

As the Goetia astrologist puts down his botany book, he picks up a folded envelope with the words "You're invited" on it.

Stolas: it's bad enough that i got an invite to this Anti-Blitzo party, an honorary invite for being your freshest ex!

Blitzo: Anti-Blitzo party?! Who the fuck's behind this?! *reaches for the envelope*

Stolas: Oh, it's entirely immature. I never indulge this nonsense, it's silly!

Blitzo: Yeah, silly *rips Envelope out of his hand* real fuckin' classy!

Stolas: kind of them to invite me, though. It might be rude not to make an entrance.