(Saba pov)
So yeah I kinda got myself in a BIG pickle
Since I reopened my auto shop demons, imps, *ahem* succubus needed some help with a lot of mechanical stuff mostly broken down cars and broken weapons but I think I caught the eye of a overlord cause when I was searching through my vox account to see who needed some help and then at the top of my account was a help ad from the three Vs
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Saba:
This is a big major deal the three Vs stand for Velvet, Vox and Valentino
Velvet is number one on the social media list a real wild card the only way she must've found the ad was that she viewed my one video announcing my auto shop
Vox is the obvious television in the room he controls ANY MEDIA from tvs to phones anything with a screen HE has a say in it
Valentino is the one who owns the (you-know-what) industry being one of the most powerful mob boss this side of pentagram city he ALWAYS gets what he wants even if it resulted in murder but he try's not to get his hands dirty (yeah define try)
If I screw this job up I'm gonna end up kickin the bucket . . . Twice
I get myself ready with extra heavy tools and a magnum ( for emergencies ) pack up my car and drive to the (you-know-what) studio
The place is packed and there's a long line of people no doubt going in to have a "fun time"
But enough about that I'm here to get a job done and get green and hopefully not get jumped
So I go up to a bouncer
Saba: hey man?
Bouncer: hm? Whatta you want?
Saba: I'm here to fix a problem of the three Vs something about one of their limos had totaled accidents
Bouncer: ok let me check with big v
As he steps inside I wait next to the line but I hear a sudden scream sounded like a damsel in distress (or could've came from inside. . . YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)
Well it turns out some imbecile has a hooded woman pinned against the wall
Saba: HEY!
(Getting the grunts attention)
Saba: Leave her alone!
Grunt: or what SCRAM she's mine
Saba (thoughts) ok tried to be nice now I'll have to be the usual
I pull out my magnum and fire at a gas tank on his back making him cough and hard to see me
Grunt: where did you-
( BANG )
Grunt: AGH
I shot him in the leg
Saba: look one thing you don't do. You mess with someone you get the horns my horns
I then look to the hooded figure
Saba: you alright miss?
???: oh thank you so much! That brute almost had me!
Saba: just makin sure people don't die again
Bouncer: HEY! MECHANIC! COME ON INSIDE
saba: sorry got to dash
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???: get up!
Grunt: ugh where's my pay?
???: here
Grunt: honestly I don't see why you like that guy so much
???: well. . .
The hooded woman took down her hood to reveal . . .
Velvet: I'm interested in him~
YOU ARE READING
If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanfictionBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun
