BANG!!!
Blitzo shot the tv that was currently playing
Me: HEY MOX HOW MANY TVS DO WE HAVE!?
Moxxie: ABOUT . . . 24
Me: eh better find something worth our time
Blitzo: agreed
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Loopty: this is the man I need you to kill
Loopty shows blitzo the picture of Lyle Lipton while I'm trying to get moxxie out from under the ramp
Loopty then tells of them of their inventions
Loopty: NOW THAT SONAVA BITCH IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE EMPIRE WE MADE
Blitzo: that doesn't sound very "evil"
Loopty: well it is to me!
Blitzo: well if your willing to pay us well start going then!
Looptys mechanical arm pulls in two giant money bags as I catch them
Me: well let's get that old fart
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Me: guys let's go we're burning daylight
Blitzo: how do we look
They are seen with dresses and wigs and makeup
Me . . . You guys don't have "actual" disguises do you?
Millie: what about you?
Me: don't need one
As I snap my fingers i then look human with glasses and a vacation looking shirt
Me: HA! BOOM BABY!
Blitzo: let's just put down that old fart
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Moxxie: that machine really did a number on him
Lyle then looks at a stock picture of money
Lyle: goodbye my love all the riches in the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value
Blitzo: oh fantastic he's gonna do our job for us
Then as if on que the ceiling broke and out drop 3 cherubs Cletus (who im surprised his last name isn't Cassidy) Collin and keenie
Lyle: oh lord! I'm being haunted by ugly children!
I start to hold my laughter at his remark
Blitzo: who the fuck are they?!
Moxxie: oh no sir those are—
Cletus: cherub's mr Lyle
Collin: we are here sir to convince you not to kill yourself to grant you a blessing on behalf of heaven
Blitzo OH HELL NO!
Blitzo then pulls out his flintlock and shoots the glass walking through it
Blitzo: don't listen t—
(Faceplant)
Me: hold on
I then run to the door and charge through it breaking in
Me:
Moxxie: Lyle sir is actually considered that you should die
Millie: I mean what is he going to do now that he's smells HORRID
Keenie: he could spread his wealth throughout the world!
Keenie throws his money everywhere while I sneakily pocket a at least three 50s
(Sneak increased to 100)
Collin: he could pay for hospital blankets
Lyle grips on the blanket
Lyle: why won't you let me die?
Me*thoughts* wait what's that one muffin thing on YouTube?
Blitzo: oh sounds like you need some offin yourself there buddy moxxie saba what do we got for this guy
Moxxie: I have some assault weapons crossbows hunting bows tommy gun old fashioned shotgun
Revolvers in three colors chainsaws katanas
Me: I've got a colt-1911 a smitten Wesson m&p shield a ruger 1707 gp100 m-16
Me: and if you want to go down in a blaze of glory. . . A FREAKING—
Everyone goes nuts instead of Lyle pleasing me to put the ROCKET LAWNCHAIR away
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Edit: I'm making a part 2 cause I have school 😒
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If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanfictionBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun
