The episode begins with Blitzo peeking out of a corner of a building to check if the coast was clear. It was clear and then he runs across to the St. An's Hospital and starts climbing up the drain gutter downspout before he sneaks on the edge to a windowsill.
Blitzo: (low whisper) Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Saba uncloaked pulling him up into the window his head was having a hard time getting inside because his horns are blocking his entrance. He started to make it through, but then he ends up falling in and rolls over.
Saba/blitzo: Shit!
Blitzo crouches up and looks around for anyone who saw him. However, unbeknownst to him, a hand holding a taser shock device comes into the scene and painfully tases him right in the butthole below his tail, making Blitzo seize in shock with static electricity before falling head first to the ground
The hand also went to tase Saba and it did but he grabbed the hand holding it and crushing it
???: Well fuck kid you have some fight
Blitzo gets back up after his painful tase and brushes his sleeves.
Rehab Nurse: You ain't gettin' in here. *crosses her arms and scowls at him* How many times do I have to sodomize you with a taser before you take a hint?
Saba: may I suggest aiming for the head next time
Blitzo: hahaha very fucken funny Saba Now, enough with this foreplay. Where's Barb?
Saba: Barb?! Blitz you said it was bombs we were stealing
Blitzo: no I told you in the text
Saba: for fuck sak- learn to FUCKING SPELL
Rehab Nurse: She checked out months ago, but that ain't none of your business.
Blitzo: Wait, what? How? This is- wh-where the fuck did she go?
Rehab Nurse: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you, ass clown.
Blitzo: You know, I kill people for a living, right, bitch?
Rehab Nurse: (nonchalantly) Oh, I'm SO FUCKIN' scared...
Saba: alright alright enough you two ma'am sorry blitz let's go
Blitzo: Ugh... Fine.
Rehab Nurse: Blitzo, she's got a job now, a life. Don't fuck it up by finding her.
Blitzo: Oh, that's nice. Why don't you take that advice and shove it right between your pussy *loses his grip and falls from the building* Liiiips!
Saba looks down and facepalms
Saba: (whisper) sometimes I wonder why we're still friends
Saba turns to the nurse
Saba: sorry bout him
Rehab Nurse: just keep him away from his sister
Saba: okay
Saba jumped from the window and landed with style
Saba and blitzo walked to the van till Saba took the keys from blitzo
Blitzo: HEY!
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If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanfictionBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun
