Full moon

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[[Man this episode made me cry]]

It was a normal day in earth or well...as normal as it can get

A hooded woman had a stroller in hand stopping to pick up some flowers until the stroller defying laws of physics rolled backwards

Mom: My baby! Someone save my baby!

The stroller continues to roll down the park, dodging some people playing Frisbee, ducks, and when it jumps over a pond, some alligators try to eat it, and the stroller jumps over them. A shark jumps over the alligators. The stroller then heads to the city, causing a car crash

Nearby, two men are carrying a pane of glass to a truck labeled "Pane in the Glass".

Worker: Sure hope this glass doesn't break.

The stroller not only breaks the pane of glass in it's path, but it also runs over one of the guys that carried it, injuring him as the glass pieces land on his backside.

Worker: [glass pieces are on him as well] It broke!

Now, the stroller is on it's way to an industrial facility. As we get closer, we see a guy pushing a ramp to the stroller's route with words on it that say "Inconvenient Ramp" with the "IN" part crossed out. A bird flies on one of the thingies and dies. On the way there, a guy is eating ice cream when the cream drops on the road. He picks up the cream and accidentally stops the stroller.

Mom: Oh, thank you! Thank you! [hugs him] How could I ever repay you?

Ice Cream Guy: No need, ma'am. I was just in the right place at the right time. [A glowing hand reaches to his wallet from the stroller. The guy eating ice cream walks off. The "mom" takes the stroller to a dark alley and kicks someone out of the stroller: Collin.

Collin: [catches his breath] Did you have to hug him so hard? I'm at underwear level, you know, and that guy clearly hadn't showered today!

The mom takes off her disguise. It was Keenie all along.

Keenie: Oh, stop complaining. I had to sell it, didn't I? How'd we do, Cletus?

Cletus, who played the role of the baby, counts how much money they stole

Cletus: Not great. Let's set up for another run!

Collin: I don't know, Cletus. Doesn't this all seem a little... [whispers] sinful?

Cletus: We've been over this! We are still helpin' people. We just provided that man with an opportunity to be selfless and heroic.

Keenie: After that performance, he's sure to get into Heaven! We just saved a soul!

Collin: Is... that how it works?

Cletus: Don't you think eternal salvation is worth... [looks at the wallet] 20 bucks and a Queesno sponge card? [Him and Keenie get puppy dog eyes as angelic music briefly plays.]

Collin: I guess... it's just--(Cletus looks mad. He then starts crying as the sound of a baby crying is heard)

Keenie: You wanna eat, don't you? You wanna live long enough to save more souls and earn our way back into Heaven? [A security camera is watching the three cherubs right above them.]

Collin: Of course! I just-- [Cletus slaps him.]

Cletus: Well, then quiet your incessant winching, and get back under that coat! We have to- [he is hit with a dart] Woah! Ohhh.... [He is knocked unconscious. The other two are shocked upon seeing this until they are electrically shocked.]

Cuts to D.H.O.R.K.S. interrogation room. Cletus, Collin and Keenie wake up as a lamp's light shines on them.

Cletus: -What? Where are we?

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