In a secret facility called D.H.O.R.K.S-
A/n: (wheeze)
Agents were looking at pictures of I.M.P and their new recruit
Agent one: right there that's the first sighting
Agent two: they are definitely from hell
Agent one: they always attack at random all over the country There's no way to predict where they will be next!
As if on que the agents heard crashing sound outside
Agent two: ahh that's convenient
It was I M P and saba
A/n(got a little tired of just saying me or you and stuff)
Blitzo: shhhh we can't be seen
Saba: even though half the people we kill has seen us
Blitzo stares at saba with a unsurprising look
Moxxie: sir might I suggest that we tone it down more?
Blitzo:( whisper ) I said hush your dick mox
Then the portal opens up and they all walk through but something grabbed moxxie
Saba: MOXXIE!
Saba fights whoever caught him and blitzo goes with him
Agent one cocks the net- (that's what she said) launcher and fires upon them as agent two slides down a rope in front of the portal
Blitzo: loona close it!!
Loona: but. . .!
Blitzo JUST DO IT!
Millie: wait no!
The portal closes as saba blitzo and moxxie are carried to a van then the portal closes leaving Millie pounding the wall with tears down her eyes
Millie: SHIT SHIT SHIT shit . . .
Loona: I'm opening that damn portal
Millie: what?! Why
Loona: BECAUSE SOMEONE DEAR TO ME HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY TUXEDO WEARING FREAKS!!
Silence
Millie: you mean saba?
Loona looked down for a bit and grabbed the book and open the portal
Loona: let's just go . . .
Millie: wait . . . Let me get my gear first
Millie grabs her axe
Loona: (sniff sniff) I smell his scent . . . He went that way come on!
MEANWHILE
Saba vision comes into focus then he took a look at his surroundings he was in a chamber facility
Then he tried to stand up but he was tied down
Saba: damn it
Agent two: wakey wakey~ time to get up
Saba: ugh you two
Blitzo and moxxie wake up
Saba: guys were "held captive" by these wish.com MIB agents
Blitzo: ok not the first time I've been held against my will
Agent one: tell us scum who do you work for satan?!
Saba: (chuckles) you think satan hires random demons? ha! As if!
Agent two shines the light on them
Agent two: how did you get to our world from hell!?
Saba: one word magic
YOU ARE READING
If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanfictionBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun
