If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss

Short 2: weeaboo...uh boo

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Target: Emberlynn Pinkle
Location: Boring suburbs, in a boring town Rockview USA
Description: Gothy 20 something
Info:
She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago, and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it.

Saba and blitzo hid in some bushes outside a house blitzos pocket started buzzing

Blitzo: Hello? Aw thanks Mills, but- I don't think I need back up to down some suburban, college girl. You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it-- Hey, look. If I had to sit through that miserable French hog shit, well so do you, okay? Bye Mills.

Saba: you know from the description we got I have a bad feeling about this...

Blitzo: stop referencing those shitty 90s movies

Saba looked offended

Saba: SHITTY?!

Blitzo Shushes him pointing to the window

Saba sighs

he climbs up a tree and seeing the target in her bedroom. Saba lifts up blitzo He climbs into her room and sneaks up on her.

Blitzo: Oh ho, ho. Bingo. B-Y-N-G-O.

Saba: Blitzo your like megamind with a spelling deficiency

Blitzo: a what now?

Saba: just kill er and get it over with

I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da da. I love killings things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch! Da-da ughn! (Blitzo is suddenly knocked down by a holy force field, knocking him down) Ow, what the FUCK?! (he throws his knife at Emberlyn's bear, catching her off-guard)

Saba surprised by this helps up blitzo

Emberlynn: AHHH! (she falls over, then looks at Blitzo) Oh! (lovestruck) Ohh~

Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust

Emberlynn's Dad: Ugh, must be watching them damn "hen-tays" again.

Emberlynn's Mom: Why won't she leave?!

Emberlynn: Oh my god! What... are you two?

Saba: uhhhhhh blitz? Ideas?

Blitzo: I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch! [Blitzo grunts] Fuck. How are you doing this? What is that?!

Emberlynn: It's official merch from "Akuma no Otto". It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from demons

Saba perks up

Saba: you mean the pendent that also unlocks the gate to the seven keys?

EmberLynn: Yeah!

Saba: at least your pendent works you could imagine my disappointment when I bought a Ben ten Omnitrix and didn't turn into four arms...

Emberlynn dramatically gasps

Emberlynn: oh you pour demon...

Saba: eh got a dope watch out of it

Emberlynn: demons? Here to steal a little kitten like me? Forced to be part of your demonic harem, "blushes".

Saba surprised by the change in conversation looks weirdly

Blitzo: Huh. Why d'you think we would do something like that? [Looks at all the monster lover merchandise in her room.] Ohhhh, you're one of those.

Saba: I knew this was a mistake...

Emberlynn: So what's your names?

Saba: uh saba and this is blitzo...the o is silent like the k in know...even though it's written as Kah no...

Emberlynn: What are you gonna do to me, Blitzy-kun?

Blitzo: Uh. Apparently nothing while you're wearing that.

Emberlynn: I don't feel like myself. Are- are you... putting some sort of- nasty spell over me?

Saba: we barely lifted a finger or eyes glowing...

Emberlynn: If you say so, master. I mean... [Lustful tone] daddy~ But when you look into my eyes, it's like I have no control over my.... No! [She slaps him.]

Saba: OW! The fuck?!

Blitzo: Ahh-haaah, 'kaaay.

Emberlynn: You demonic brute! I'm too pure a heart for you to corrupt!

Blitzo: Oh, thank fucking Satan.

Emberlynn: Satan? Is that your lord? The one you plan to offer me to as a sexual sacrifice? [Gasps, rushes to her computer and starts typing] But once you have me, you realize you could never go through with it because I'm the only woman who could ever make you feel something after the loss of your wife! Your wife- who was the first one your lord Satan took as a concubine. But now you'd rather have me! And you'd rather fight him to the death than allow me to come to the same fate!

Saba looks both uncomfortable and confused

Saba: you know I would have preferred the musical than this

Blitzo: Lady look, I was sent here to kill you, alright? You were a bitch online one time, someone didn't like it, they put a hit on you, I know it's excessive but I don't make the rules, oh well.

Saba: just like the Call of duty trash talkers they surprisingly have a dictionary and keep me in business

Emberlynn: You want to kill... meee?

Blitzo: Oh yeah. Even more now.

Saba: Don't say it like that!

Emberlynn: Of course! You want to take my mortal soul to Hell so that we can be together forever!

Blitzo: Look, whatever gets you there. Can you just take off the necklace and hand over my knife?

Emberlynn: Yes master! [Gasps] No, I mustn't. But I want you! My soul... but I'm destined for this!

Blitzo: Bitch, can we hurry this up?

Emberlynn: OHHHHH YESSS!

[She uses Blitzo's knife to cut off the necklace, which dramatically flies through the air and caught by Saba]

Saba: I'm definitely pocketing this for later

Blitzo: Thanks.

Emberlynn: Make it quick, my demon prince! [Blitzo grunts as he stabs her] [Gasps] [Moans sexually]

Blitzo: Eugh. Can you please stop enjoying this so much? Fuck.

Emberlynn: I will see you... on the other side... my- Blitzy-kun. [Bell tolls]

Blitzo: [unamused] Stab. Stab stab.

Saba: I say we burn her stuff so no one recovers this

Blitzo: for once I'll allow it

Saba lights a match and tosses it in her computer

Saba and blitzo hop through the crystal Saba plops down on the couch

Blitzo pulls out his phone

Blitzo: Hey, yeah, it's done. So you can go ahead and wire me that money now, and I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again.

Emberlynn: I'm here, Blitzy-kuuun!! I saw your billboard! I'm here for you my love! I'll be by your side forever! BLITZY KUUUN!!!!

Saba: (grumbling) where's a comedic taxi running someone over when you need it...