Ghost(BUSTERS)

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Millie: (to Josh and Milky) Howdy, Mister! (to Kiki) Fine mornin'!

Millie kicks the door open.

Millie: Another day in paradise!

Upon entering, Millie realizes that her office looks like a complete mess. There are boxes opened, unopened, a cactus, and Loona looking tired and miserable, dead standing up, sleeping

Loona: Oh shit, it's morning.

Millie closes the door.

Mille: Uh, yeah. Have you been here all night? And what are you doing?

Loona takes the tray holding the caffeinated drinks without caring because she's completely tired.

Loona: Blitzo brought two hundred taxidermy owls, then said I couldn't go home until I burned (whispering in stress) all of them.

Millie: where's saba shouldn't he have a say in this?

Loona: Blitz bribed him with a time out in the human world and a fucking snickers bar

Loona downs all the drinks at once, dumping them into her mouth without caring for the cups and throws the tray away. There's a knock on the door immediately afterward, and Millie opens it, revealing Wally Wackford, now a taxidermy delivery service demon, with more boxes of taxidermy owls.

Wally: Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!

Wally hands Loona over the clipboard with papers to sign the delivery, much to her distress because that means she's going have to burn more taxidermy owls.

Loona: (tired and distressed) Fuuuuuuck.

Wally: Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while, heh! Do you like wanna hang out some-

Millie slams the door right in Wally's face.

Wally: (From behind the door) Okay! That answers that, I say, I say.

Millie takes the clipboard to check the papers and see how much Blitzo ordered.

Mille: Blitzo is still sulking? It's been over a month. (throws clipboard away) And where is Moxxie? He didn't come home last night.

To answer her question, she hears Moxxie screaming from the other office room. She barges right in, knocking over the boxes to see who she can get feral on for attacking her husband. She sees Moxxie rambling through the papers and calms down.

Mille: Honey...? You okaaay?

The scene shows Moxxie in a complete frenzy because the table and the floor are littered with stacks of paper and boxes. The board above the table has many papers that show various notices like "Paid overdue", "Unpaid" and "Final Notice", revealing that I.M.P is about to go bankrupt due to Blitzo's reckless overspending.

Moxxie: I'm stuck in a math nightmare!!

Moxxie is having a panic attack and is hyperventilating hard as he picks up the papers to recheck his work.

Moxxie: The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!

[Moxxie is so stressed that he crawls over and cries. Mille comes over to calm him down.]

Mille: Come on, baby. It can't be that bad.

Moxxie: He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!

Moxxie grabs one of the boxes and opens them to reveal not taxidermy owls, but stacks of collectible dinner plates that has a real-life horse because of his obsession with horses.

Mille: Damn. I've never seen him in such bad shape.

Moxxie: Bad? Bad?! This isn't bad! This is just a (knocks down stacks of paper next to him) FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!

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