Cletus takes Lyle to the a mountain range
Cletus: look around lyle gods gift of nature is a wonder to behold regardless of age or wealth
Blitzo shows up in a cat costume so does moxxie millie and I show up in a wolf costume
Blitzo: you gonna buy that ton of fuckshit from a flying baby
Me: (chuckles)
Keenie: ugh thats so inappropriate!
Millie: oh kiss our ass prude!
Blitzo shows Lyle the binoculars and he sees nature taking its course
Lyle: oh nooo
When I mean course i mean MAIN course
Cletus: uh lets go someplace else
Moxxie Millie and I all triple fist bump
Me:
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We are now at the mall and it appears to be Christmas in . . . 1 month
Me: oh no
Blitzo: what is it?
Me: blitzo we can't mess up Christmas its too innocent
Blitzo looked at me with a wtf expression
Me: just trust me on this one
Keenie: you liked Christmas?
Me: liked it? Id live it! My dad and I would shovel snow and sometimes get into snowball fights my mom and I would bake gingerbread even though it was messy and before Christmas I would watch a Christmas carol before bed (sigh) it was a good childhood I had
Then I noticed everyone even the cherubs were listening
Me: I mean it "was" a happy Christmas
I look down in sadness while moxxie pats me on the back and Millie hugs my arm tightly
Cletus: um lets uh go someplace else
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Lovers lookout
Lyle: ergh! This place reeks of TEENAGERS
Lyle looks at me
Lyle: no offense
Me: all good
Cletus: we are here to show you what life's greatest joy of all is
Lyle: money?
Me: memes?
Cletus: no love!
Moxxie: that reminds me saba who do you like?
Me: uhhhhhhhhh
Me:(blush) I'll tell you later
Then blitzo interrupts with the blasting megaphone the cherubs get more annoyed
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If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanfictionBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun
