We are going to the rough n tumbleweed ranch!
Apparently stolas is going because of an event called the harvest moon festival i mean ive been too it only once so this is my first time and to make it better the ranch is where Millie lives!
No doubt I was excited moxxie was . . . Enthusiastic about it since Millie's parents don't see him as "tough"
Blitzo well he tagged along because. . . Stolas
We pull up to the ranch unloading stuff when Millie saw her mother and father
Millie: mama! Daddy!
Joe: yeeehaw! How is my little pumpkin spice doin?
Millie: im good pa! Thanks for lettin us stay at the harvest jamboree
Lin: its no trouble we know you aren't makin much anymore since you all went freelance
Millie: pays fine ma we're doing fiiine (serious)
Its fine
Moxxie struggling to carry the brief case I lended him a hand
Millie: anyways you all met my husband moxxie
Both of their looks went from pleasant to annoyed
Moxxie: greetings Lin! Joe! How have you all been uh with all the . . . flaming twisters and stuff around here
Joe: we lost our old farm to one of them terrors last week
Moxxie: *chuckles nervously* oh crumbs my bad!
Me: hey moxxie is there anymore stuff in the back?
Millie: and this is our coworker saba
Me: very nice to meet you this is my second time going to a harvest festival
Joe: wait a minute . . . Aren't you the one that tied up two hell hogs together while drinking whisky?!
Me: oooh yeeeah sorry bout that
Lin: sorry?! That was the most entertaining thing I had ever seen
Me: well I had help and it was a dare
*flashback*
???: ok that should *grunt* do it
???: kid are you sure you want to do this
Me: (drunk) Is ThE sKy CrAnBeRrY jUiCe?!
???: alright your second funeral
*end of flashback*
Me: and that sir is how you have "fun"
Blitzo: hey! Im the sir around here bucko!
Millie: oh yeah! You all haven't met my boss and his hell hound!
Loona: im not just his hell hound
Me: she's our receptionist and a very good friend of mine
Loona: (smiling) shut up you dork
Me: but im your dork
Blitzo: ugh! Get a room you two!
Me/loona: BLITZO!
Blitzo: what?! Don't deny it I see how you look at each other sometimes! anyway nice to finally meet this family you two raised a sturdy bitch!
Joe chuckled
Joe: that we did so blitzo is it? Fine name
Lin: reminds me of war!
Joe: nothing like a good war to bring out the MAN
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If I was in hazbin hotel/helluva boss
FanfictionBasically me just doing what I would do in these shows (A/n): I don't own hellva boss or hazbin hotel this is just made for fun
