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From Across the Board!

The Chaotic Quartet:

Akari: Selina, your obliviousness knows no bounds.
Selina: Okay, in my defense, I'm usually way better.
Akari: You were looking for your phone with the flashlight ON your phone.
Seb: Pfffft-
Garry: Wait wait wait... What the fu-?!
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Garry: So, self love is still love, right?
Akari: I guess so. I'm not 100% sure how it works, honestly. Like, what distinguishes Ego and Love? Are they interchangeable? Can you equate Ego and Love? Is "loving thy self" really just encouraging a superiority complex? If so, are all of us who think we are healthily confident and loving towards ourselves just being egotistical in a heavily downplayed manner? Do the ten-
Garry: I only wanted to ask for the sake of an Online Survey, Kokoro...
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Seb: If there's one perk I have while dating Aria, it's definitely that she never has to meet my parents!
Garry: But... You're-
Selina: Let him have this one.
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Seb: [Bop].
Garry: [GASP]

Garry grabs Selina, and drags her out of the room.

Selina: Wait, I need to check the fire alarm!
Garry: That wasn' a fire alarm, Selina!

A Fire Alarm randomly goes off.

Fire Alarm: F-CK! F-CK! F-CK! F-CK! F-CK! F-CK!
Garry: [GASP]
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Rhythmic Revolution: Silver Halos:

Powers: Who wants a Billion-Buck Necklace! It's... Shaped like a heart! For some reason.
Pinku: Hey! That's mine!
Powers: And you know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? EH?! You can't prove it! NYEH! That's what!

Pinku simply flips the necklace over to show her name.

Powers: Oh.
Pinku: Welp! Time to die! :D

She pulls out an axe.

Powers: AAH-!!!
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Flake is shown watching the winter weather come down on Crewmate.CO, when Dillaw walks in.

Dillaw: Hey, Flake. I think I found another one of Snow's Hoodies.
Flake: Wait, really? She's been looking for-

Dillaw shows Flake a copy of "Hoody Poter".

Flake: Ah.
Dillaw: So... Where is she anyways?
Flake: She's gonna be a while.

Snow, sitting outside: I am in my element. >:3
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Robert, brandishing his gun: I have yet to meet the one that can outsmart a BULLET.
Shiro: What about Mitori?

Brief Pause

Robert: I have only met ONE person that can outsmart a bullet.
Shiro: And Ben.
Robert: TWO people who can outsmart a bullet!
Shiro: >:3
Robert: THREE! THREE PEOPLE THAT CAN OUTSMART A BULLET!

Shiro pulls out a used bullet shell.

Robert: AHHHH-! BOOLET!!
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Shiro: Hey, Mitori. You studied in Russia, right?
Mitori: Mhm.
Shiro: Ooooh~! Mitori, you never told me you were a Soviet~!
Mitori: What?
Shiro: You were taught the concept of co-
Mitori: Shiro, I swear to god!
Robert: What's she talking about?
Shiro: How Mitori's a com-
Mitori: Nothing.
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InfoVault:

Shio: Welcome to the Internet! Have a look around! Everything that you can see is-

BZZZZZT-

Browselogger: F-CKED UP ALL AROUND.
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Morlomora:

Vienna: I know people say it's weird as hell to date a robot, but hear me out. Phi.

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Nab's Villain Arc:

Garry: So, what I plan to do is-

Cue a yellow jar flying in and hitting Garry.

Garry: FECKIN' HELL!!
Mickey: Oh, thank god...
Garry: JARATE?! C'MON, DO SOMETHIN' ORIGINAL, DAMMIT, SEB!!
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Escape Rooms

Seb Plushy: I sleep, I don't eat, and I repeat.
PC Doll: That is NOT a good way to live, man.
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Ruby: Roleplay is strange as hell. But if PC wanted me to dress like bread for it, I wouldn't say no.
Seb: Why would anyone-?
Psy: Ruby, what the-?
PC: QUIET, TWERPS!
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PC: Alright, you little twerps, we're going for a Roast Battle for this game. I hope none of you are snowflakes.
Winter: HEY!
PC: What?
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