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HAPPY COVID DAYS

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by JimWilliams6

by JimWilliams6

HAPPY COVID DAYS

Grandma got infected with a virus,

Then walked into our house Christmas Eve.

You can claim there's no such thing as COVID

But I asked her and Grandfather to leave.

She had drunk the Koolade

So we begged for both to go.

They weren't wearing any masks, and they

Staggered inside coughing up the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,

She was lying on her back,

She was completely frozen dead,

She came for Christmas and COVID took her back.

Flocking Around the Christmas Tree
(Apologies to Johnny Marks for liberal application of the Fair Use Doctrine.)

Flocking around the Christmas tree
At the COVID party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop
For mass immunity,
Pass the Christmas COVID mug
Then we'll share a spittle tea
And we have a big group hug.

You'll get a sentimental
Feeling when you hear
Voices cracking, let's be jolly,
Fleck the halls with bouts of coughing
Flocking around the Christmas tree,
Hope for mass immunity
Everyone sneezing merrily
In the new insanity.

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